If I Get Followed By One More Sex Bot I’m Losing It

I’m back from the dead and unfortunately did not receive head

glitter gives me a concerning amount of serotonin

i want to like be like the dinosaurs; extinct and if revived a terror to the world

M A N I F E S T

it’s 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance’s new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos’ assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

only 10 minutes? i could go a whole 24 and more and let me tell you i’d be doing more than just surviving

Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

hello everyone, god has tried to kill me once again, but as everyone knows dumbasses can’t die

I need a sticker for surviving 2023 so I made one and thought I’d share it with you all too. Reblog to give everyone stickerssss

i really just wanna be a goose and hiss at people and bite small children

so im on death row-

i just got arrested for being too ugly

sup skrunkle doodles I’m back with my gooberlicious activities