“i Am Going To Commit Arson, Once I Escape From These Mortal Chains, Eeeeeeeeeee!” - Elmo

“i am going to commit arson, once i escape from these mortal chains, eeeeeeeeeee!” - Elmo

mentally, i am here

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3 years ago

i refuse to be seen as good in this society

reblog if your evil like if villainous

3 years ago

reblog to throw jeff bezos into and endless labyrinth thats full of sharks and knives and poison and chainsaws 💛💛💛💛💛💛

2 years ago

I’ve decided going apeshit is ok. wanna swim in the fountain at a public park? go for it! wanna trash a Walmart with no repercussions? just hope you’re fast! wanna throw shit at people? hide in a tree and get a good vantage point!


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2 years ago

reblogging to make this later

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

11 months ago

Hello sorry for tagging. I am very sick, my asthma is at its maximum level, my nose freezes, I have no medicine or food. I am in bad shape financially, I am a black disabled, who uses multiple medications, I pay for my food and lodging

Unfortunately I do not have all the resources to keep me safe, that is why I need your help, whatever you can contribute to me will be of great help.

hi, I’m very sorry i truly wish i could help but I’m extremely low on money right now :( i wish you the best!

(everyone who sees this go donate to their fundraiser!!)


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4 years ago

i want to lay on a bed of moss and sleep surrounded by sweet smelling flowers right now


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4 years ago

i have the sudden urge to put beans in peoples shoes


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4 years ago

for my birthday i wish to become a fearless commie warrior and overthrow capitalism


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4 years ago

stuff i did as a child

- ate dirt

- ate a four leaf clover so i would always be lucky

- made at least 1 blood oath

- ate wild blackberries and honeysuckle

- set things on fire

- ate all the marshmallows out of a giant box of lucky charms

- catch lizards

- rolled in mud

- ate a moss ball for a dollar

- study pokemon religiously

- ate a lot of weird shit for money

- threw worms at strangers

- run on all fours


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4 years ago

my pipes bursted last week so i’m moving back into my home now

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any pronounsi am the bog witch, witch of the bog

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