the end of i1-5 is at like 4am and i don’t think edgeworth has slept in days ngl
ace attorney trilogy: 3 days shouldn't be enough time for phoenix to investigate the case and prove his client's innocence
miles investigations: you must solve this murder in like 7 hours. no you don't get to sleep between cases. a bunch of pompous arseholes will constantly remind you that your job is on the line because of political and diplomatic ramifications. fuck you
I almost choked on my own spit trying to make a pharyngeal fricative
meanwhile in the midwest a warning is just a way to tell all the dads to stand on the porch to stare at the tornado
marylander trying to describe a tornado: imagine a crab cake
projecting my period cramps onto donald trump. let’s hope it works
hello ace attorney fandom
to be fair teenage girls are really good at peer pressure
but also this is such a cute scene because edgeworth is trying to get rid of his cold exterior and try to rekindle a friendship with one of his few friends after one of the most traumatizing trials of his life
Let the record show that Edgeworth can be peer pressured by teenage girls
you’re 8 go play at the park and don’t worry about saving the world
"She should've been at the club" but for child characters. She Should've Been At The Swing Park.
shows are like “ah yes male main character and the only woman on the show would make a great pairing” even though half of the time they hate each other and do not share the same morals.
i will say some shows make it work but sometimes it’s so bad
this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me
thank you elvis official
i am sure you are run by the elvis presley
Woah mama just reminding my followers that TERF ideology is fundamentally evil and not welcome anywhere near my blog hummina hummina hummina
I would like to issue a formal apology to all the people who knew me and/or were my friends during “my not like the other girls” phase. I was such an asshole
There is one person who who i have been friends with since kindergarten and they are honestly a saint for dealing with 11-15 year old me
Linguistics student with too much time on their handsShe/theyThere are far too few serif fonts available
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