21 Fluff Dialogue Prompts #3

Writing prompt

A: "You know what's worse than pineapple pizza?"

* Whispers in B's ear * "Broccoli pizza. "

B: * GASPS * WHICH KIND OF DEMON WOULD THINK OF DOING THAT??!

A: * points to C. *

B: OMG, BRING ME THE HOLY WATER NOW !! He's possessed!!

Bonus point: C tries to escape from B who attempts to exorcise them with salty " holy water " and A either enjoying the chaos or trying to stop it.

Funny dialogue prompts. ( AKA crackhead stuff I've heard from those around me)

There's so much sexual tension between you two that it's enough to power the city for generations. So shut up and confess already. You love, A

Is that a lion driving a truck?! Shut up, dude, you're just high.

You wanna fight asshole?! I have enough titties to beat you !

I'm not cute! I'm hot and sexy. At least that's how I try to be but he still doesn't stop calling me cute!!

What letter comes before A? I swear it's on the tip of my tongue...

You know, sometimes I'm so sexy,it scares me .

You're as stupid as Einstein! Einstein was a genius,you fool.

Of course, I love you baby. But not as much as food.

Have you ever been horny for food?

I never said I hated A, I mean he's so cute I wanna bury him in my backyard .

I want a hug! But don't touch me.

Are you a boob person or a butt person? I prefer the bones .

Truth or dare ? I prefer the lies.

One a scale of one - to - ten, how high are you? I don't know man, but this rock just gave me a prophecy.

Is that a... Fish in your pocket ?

You forgot the ice cream again?! See? This is exactly why we divorced!! We're siblings,you drunk ass!

I'm not drunk ! I'm moderately functioning!

Mom,is there any way I can disown [ name] ?. No, honey,you can't disown your own sibling.

If you're gonna die then at least give me your WiFi password.

Dialogue prompt!!

A:" Are you crazy ?! We can't go with that plan !- I can't afford to die young ! "

B: "YOU ARE IMMORTAL, YOU DUMBASS !! "

hi! did you delete your prompt list you posed yesterday? can you please repost i want to write them 🥺

Enemies to lovers flirting prompts

“ you said you'd kill me, amongst other things... “

“ you've got a dagger pointed at my heart. “

“ if you're telling the truth, if you're so convinced you'll kill me... do it. “

“ you're not one to trust. “ “ what if you could trust me? “ “ i can't. and i won't. “

“ i know better. “ “ do you? or are you simply trying to convince yourself you're better than you truly are? “

“ even after everything we've been through, you still can't find it in your heart to trust me? “

“ you do realize that if i push that dashing little dagger into your heart, your father will put a hit on my own? “

“ looks like you’re going to have to prove yourself worthy of my time. “

“ kiss me. “ “ oh, thank fuck... “

“ do you have your gun? “ [beat] “ that's not a gun. “ “ shoots just like one. “

“ i decided to spare your life, but now you're pushing it. “

“ because i know, that somewhere, deep down, in that heinous heart of yours... there's a part of you that still cares. and i'm not giving up before i find it. “

“ you do better than to walk away. “ “ you're right. i should have walked away a long time ago. “

“ you’ve won me over, again. who knew you could be so charming? “

“ last night was a mistake. i'm serious, i won't go there again. “ “ you're already here, love. “

“ is that a challenge? “

“ use me. “

“ maybe it's about time you get it out of your system. “

“ you're not heartless. i doubt it sometimes but you're not. “

“ i really don't think this is necessary. “ “ just a precaution, darling. “

“ i don't need to be lectured. especially not by you. “

“ your absence from [location] made me forget how utterly dreadful you are. “

“ of course, we can't forget how you let [antagonist] kidnap and torture the information out of you. had you been smart, you would have negotiated your way out of it. “

“ what do you want? “ “ you. all of you. tonight. “

“ you shouldn't be here. “ “ just say the world and i'll go. “ [beat] “ you don't want me to [leave], do you? “

“ look, i know we're not... friends, but... i don't have anywhere else to go. “

“ you hurt? “ “ moderately. “ “ let me take a look. “

“ stay, for as long as you need. we can go back to hating each other tomorrow. “

“ like i said, they're allies, not friends. you on the other hand, might qualify as one. “

“ sometimes your allies are a liability, and you have to blow a limb or two. “

“ you look beautiful. “ “ don't bother, your lies don't bite. “

“ this is very unattractive behavior. i can see why you're single. “

“ you could take his ring, but not my peace offering? consider my heart broken. “

“ looks like you've finally turned me into the monster you always wanted. congratulations. “

“ if you truly wanted me dead, i'd already be six feet under. “

“ actually, there's not a whole lot i would do for you. expect maybe get down on my knees. “

“ i'm gonna kill you. “ “ go right ahead, love. “

“ go to hell. “ “ i'm sure the devil will greet us both with open arms. “

“ you killed an innocent man? who killed him? “ [locks at their enemy]. “ of course you did. “

Enjoy.

Soft touch prompts

Those types of touches that are feather-like and make you feel tingly in a good way. Touches like:

Face

The soft caress of your lips after the very first kiss.

Caress to the cheek after a moment together.

Gentle wipe of your spilled tears after heavy arguments, a simple gesture that shows you how sorry they are for making you shed sad tears instead of happy ones.

Gentle wipe of dirt on your cheek after enjoying your food too much.

Chin lift to make you look directly at their eyes that just make you follow aimlessly and without much force really. (bonus if they kiss afterward)

When they hold your face in their hands and just look into your eyes and just hold the other softly.

When they lightly wipe the blood off your lip from bitting it too often and softly "kiss it better"

Helping you gently put your earring on and tuck a hair behind your ear to inspect how the accessory looks beautiful on you with or without them.

Helping you put your necklace on and sneak a quick kiss on your neck before complimenting you.

Softly pulling your hair back after being food poisoned.

Worriedly inspecting your temperature after noticing your lack of mood and giving you a chaste kiss on the forehead.

Hands/Arms

Soft hand touches with a light comforting squeeze that instantly assures you they're there.

Softly massaging your hands when you ask them politely.

Loosely holding your hand while you watch and walk around on your date.

Cradling your cut finger after an incident with the knife and tending to your wound with a kiss afterward.

Caressing the back of your hand absentmindedly.

Softly toying with your ring and wondering when they'll get to replace it with a wedding ring.

Softly running their hands on your arms and feeling how cold to the touch your skin is before wrapping you in a hug to share their warmth.

Softly pulling your wrist to pull you closer to them.

softly intertwining your fingers together to hold your hand or twirl you in the middle of the night dance session.

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JEALOUS, FIERCLY PROTECTIVE & TERRITORIAL PROMPTS

feel free to edit pronouns as needed! content warning for some strong language,  threats and implied violence.

to each other:

❝  you’re mine. only mine.  ❞

❝  i’m all yours.  ❞

❝  mine.  ❞

❝  yours.  ❞

❝  we belong to each other.   ❞

❝  you belong to me.  ❞

❝  i belong to you.  only ever you.  ❞

❝  i just didn’t like the way they were looking at you.  like you weren’t mine.  ❞

❝  you know i’m yours,  right?  i only have eyes for you.  ❞

❝  no one else is ever gonna have a chance with me.  you’re it.  you’re all i want.  ❞

❝  i chose you.  and i need you to trust that my decision is final.  trust me.  ❞

❝  wait are you jealous?  ❞

❝  aw,  baby.  it’s cute when you’re jealous.  ❞

❝  i don’t like the way they keep staring at you.   ❞

❝  i don’t like how they keep staring at me.   ❞

❝  are they making you uncomfortable?  i can do something about it.  ❞

❝  no one should even get to look at you unless you want them to.  ❞

❝  stop—  it’s okay.  they’re not worth your anger.  just kiss me.  ❞

❝  stop saying i’m jealous.  i’m not—  i just.  i don’t like having to share. ❞

❝  i’m not jealous,  who said i’m jealous?  ❞

❝  well if i’m all yours then kiss me like it.  ❞

❝  show everyone who i belong to.  ❞

❝  i’m gonna remind them you’re mine.  ❞

❝  i want everyone here to see that you’re mine.  ❞

❝  i want everyone here to see that i’m yours.  ❞

❝  hey—  look at me.  why are you all upset?  ❞

❝  you can’t keep getting your feathers all ruffled when anyone else gives me attention.  ❞

❝  they don’t deserve you—  i don’t deserve you.  but at least i’m aware of it.  ❞

❝  i promise there’s no one else.  you have my heart completely.  ❞

❝  hey,  is this asshole bothering you?  ❞

❝  tell me you’re mine.  ❞

to a third party:

❝  get the fuck away from them!  ❞

❝  look at them like that again and you’ll won’t be seeing anything.  ❞

❝  don’t you dare touch them.  ❞

❝  yeah it’s time to walk the fuck away.  ❞

❝  you’re gonna lose a finger if you don’t get outta my sight right now.  ❞

❝  you heard them,  get lost.  ❞

❝  lucky for you,  i don’t wanna ruin their night.  but i see you sniffing around here again you might not be so fortunate.  ❞

❝  you wanna lose a limb?  beat it,  fucker.  ❞

❝  see,  i woulda left it alone.  but you made them fucking cry.  so now you’re gonna lose your eyes.  ❞

❝  hey,  they said ‘no.’  ❞

❝  hey asshole,  shut the fuck up or i’ll make you shut up.  ❞

❝  what did you just say to them,  you little shit?  ❞

❝  oh yeah.  now you’re all quiet.  not so bold when you’re not the toughest guy in the room,  huh?  ❞

❝  get lost.  ❞

❝  go.  ❞

❝  leave.  before my patience runs out.  ❞

❝  get the fuck outta their face.  ❞

❝  hey,  that’s enough.  ❞

actions:

[ CLAIM ]  for one muse to possessively place their hands on their shoulders or hips. 

[ HOLD ]  for one muse to slide their arm around the other in a possessive way. 

[ SHELTER ]  for one muse to lean into the other’s side or hug them to seek comfort from a crowd or individual while in public. 

[ STAKE ]  for one muse to protectively and/or possessively stand behind the other to intimidate a third party. 

[ RESCUE ]  for one muse to intervene upon seeing a third party making the other one uncomfortable. 

[ CHASE ]  for one muse to interrupt and make a third party leave the other alone out of jealousy/possessiveness. 

[ TENSION ]  for one muse to get in a fight on behalf of the other. 

[ STOP ]  for one muse to break up a fight which started because of them. 

[ MEND ]  for one muse to treat the other’s wounds they got from protecting them. 

[ SCOLD ]  for one muse to treat the other’s wounds they got from fighting over them. 

[ CARESS ]  for one muse to possessively kiss the other in public.

[ TAKE ]  for one muse to passionately kiss the other,  fueled by jealousy. 

[ TAUNT ]  for one muse to flirt with a third party to try and get the other to act possessively. 

[ REMIND ]  for our muses to have passionate sex meant to remind one party who they belong to. 

[ EMBRACE ]  for one muse to dominate the other due to possessiveness/jealousy. 

[ LINKED ]  for one muse to hold the other’s hand in public to stake claim. 

[ INTERTWINE ]  for one muse to hold the other’s hand in public in a comforting manner. 

Fictional kisses I heart . ( Kiss prompts ! )

I don't know who cares about what I like but I'm just gonna pour it out here anyway. Hehe ~

Kissing their forehead .

Kissing their cheek . ( Including kissing their already blushing cheeks )

Answering a question / stopping a doubt with a kiss .

Shoulder kisses .

Top of head kisses .

Pecking their lips .

Hand kisses . ( Like kissing their knuckles/ palm / fingers )

Sleepy and sloppy kisses where they've just woken up or are sleepy or are tired.

Kissing their scars .

Kissing their nose .

Neck kisses .

Sweet stolen kisses. ( Like the impulsive ones where their lover is talking and they just do it because they look breathtaking or just kissable?)

Kissing their chin ( um, not common but still ...! )

Kissing their tears.

Just kissing then to make them feel better because they're down or sad .

Giggling into kisses .

Smiling against their lips while kissing .

Smiling between kisses .

Cupping their face and kissing them .

Slow kisses ~

Kissing their eyelids.

Kissing the parts of the body they're insecure about .

Soft , tender kisses that end up passionate and intense.

Soft , light kisses on their erogenous zones . ( Not a perv but like on their earlobe / collarbone / wrist etc or wherever your OC is a little sensitive )

Making their breath fan their skin when they lean , lips brushing / nose brushing ... Then pulling away -for god knows what reasons! ( I SWEAR ALMOST KISSES ALWAYS KILL ME, UGH!! )

Staring at their lips while they lean in slowly their breathe hitching when their nose or lips brush .

Tucking them into bed or cuddling with them and pecking their lips when they fall asleep ( or kissing their forehead )

Those " goodnight " / " good morning " kisses that are soft / sloppy / just a peck .

Kissing their throat area..

Kissing their collarbone .

Those kisses where one is resisting their feelings and trying not to give in as the other tries to seduce them by kissing their sensitive areas..eg neck / collarbone/ earlobe etc and finally earning soft moans from them...

Angry , rough kisses where they're pouring all their frustrations into the kiss .

The final/ sad kiss where they're kissing and crying and the taste of salty tears mingles with the kiss.

Kissing their pout.

Kissing their frown .

Softly kissing them ( somewhat cautiously) to cheer them up because they're mad or disappointed in their lover.

Comforting kisses when their lover is really scared followed by whispered sweet nothings to calm them down .

Those passionate kisses ...probably mixed with tears after not seeing their lover for so long and finally making it back to each other . ( eg maybe they thought they were dead or travelled for a long time or whatever )

Soft , tender kisses along with soft caresses of their hair .

Licking their lips before or after kissing.

Part 2 may be coming soon . When I think of more ...

50 Big Realizations for Your Characters

Keep in mind that a character might have a realization that turns out to be false.

If she met someone like the person she used to be, she’d feel nothing but envy.

If he met someone like the person he used to be, he’d feel nothing but scorn.

The person she believed was honorable was anything but.

His marriage or other relationship isn’t worth saving.

Ending his relationship was the biggest mistake of his life.

She made the exact same mistake her mother made.

He’s lived up to his father’s legacy.

Just because the rest of his family lived a certain way doesn’t mean he can’t expect better.

Although he makes a lot of excuses, his real problem is that he’s lazy.

She’s no longer faking it.

The end of the relationship wasn’t his fault at all.

The end of the relationship was all her fault.

What he thought was a bad break turned out to be a blessing.

What she thought was a dream come true turned out to be a nightmare.

She’s the friend that people call only when everyone else is busy.

There’s no way for him to help someone who’s ruining her life, because she isn’t inclined to change.

It doesn’t matter how competent he is at work; to succeed, he has to learn better social skills.

It’s okay to ask for help.

Living up to other people’s expectations isn’t working out at all, and it’s time for her to do what makes her happy.

His son, daughter, or parent is a bad person.

She no longer believes in the religion in which she was raised.

He’s embraced a new faith or has found his faith again.

The adults in her life are making it up as they go along, just like she is.

Being an adult doesn’t mean she has to abandon the things she loved as a kid.

To a large degree, he can choose to be happy.

She’s an addict.

He’s not as smart or talented as everyone told him he was when he was a kid.

Although people put her down all the time when she was a kid, she’s actually quite smart or very talented.

Although she thinks of herself as a sarcastic person with a heart of gold, she’s actually a real jerk.

He’s way too hard on his spouse or child.

She no longer has friends.

He’s actually made a real friend.

She’s fallen in love.

Although he has some athletic talent, he’ll never be a professional sports player.

Her wild daydream isn’t so wild… it’s possible that she could actually attain it.

He’s become obsessed with a topic or activity.

There’s nothing in her life that she’s really passionate about. She’s just drifting along.

Her child is now an adult.

What happened to him wasn’t his fault.

He loathes his chosen career.

He is never going to love her.

She is never going to get over him.

She’s missed out on a lot of things by giving up on herself too easily.

He’s missed out on a lot of things by being afraid to take action in the first place.

It’s time for him to quit and cut his losses.

She needs to make her family a priority.

He’s forgiven him.

She’s forgiven herself.

He needs to stop taking life so seriously.

Despite the heartbreak or loss she suffered, the best part of her life might still be ahead of her.

Miscellaneous romance dialogue prompts .

You're so perfect to me . And I'll tell you everyday untill you believe it.

My kisses are yours ~

You make me feel all... warm and wonderful ...

I want to see more of you ..( smut )

Wanna cuddle ? It's been a while. Of course , I'm always up to cuddle with you.

I've never wanted anyone in my life as much as you.

You mean the whole universe to me . For real , I love you , (name )!

I've never had someone so amazing to me in my life.

Take it off. Slowly .

I love the way you taste.

I love the way you feel.

Yeah , I just wanted to kiss you.

Can you hug me ? I need your warmth right now..

{ whispers } I'm so in love with you.

You're my life , ( name ) ! . You're my life. Don't ever leave me.

I will always be your Angel , I love you so much .

Why do you have to cover your face ? You have a cute blush you know ?

You could have just told me you wanted a kiss, you know ?

I need you... please...( Smut )

Tell me you feel the same thing I do.

Haha, know you love me ~

I've always loved you . Then and even now my feelings haven't changed. My love for you just keeps growing with every passing day.

Will you give me the honor to spend the rest of my life expressing my love for you like a fool ? Please marry me ?

Of course , you deserve to pampered. You're my Queen after all .

You're so precious ! I want to steal you and hide you in my pocket.

Love me now ... I want you to make love to me.

You have no idea , how many times I've fantasized about this moment. Having you here in my arms feels like a dream come true.

I love you...even if it breaks me in the end, I'll still love you.

I hope we always stay like this. I don't know what I'd do without you .

You're a very good kisser, by the way .

Aww... You're so sweet ! Only for you ~

You have no idea how much I regretted ever letting you go.

You don't have to love me back. - Just... let me love you anyway. Being by your side is enough.

writing prompts for writers with no motivation

pick a topic you know nothing about and write about it like you’re the expert. just make stuff up. Tell us all about the complicated history of scissors or whatever and how left handed scissors were banned by the Catholic Church until 1978, or something

Create completely over-the-top self indulgent OC’s. Write about the magical half-unicorn witch with rainbow hair and sparkly purple eyes that you wanted to be when you were 14.

Write a negative review of a book that doesn’t exist. Just make stuff up off the top of your head to complain about.

Write smut, but like, intentionally bad smut. make it as unsexy/pretentious/purple/unrealistic as possible. Find the most convoluted metaphors for your characters’ genitalia that you can possibly conceive of.

pick two of any kind of work of fiction (movies, books, etc) and come up with an “X meets Y” style blurb for a hypothetical work of fiction that...in theory??...meets the two in the middle.

lists of names in a specific style, but they get progressively more ridiculous. examples: pirates, supervillains, Vikings, Fantasy(tm) taverns, puritans, settings on a Fantasy(tm) map, boybands, YA dystopian protagonists, warrior cats, any category you can find on a name generator website really

Make up some unhinged political opinion or conspiracy theory for a fantasy setting. spend a paragraph in the persona of some elf antivaxxer arguing that wizard staffs make you gay

make titles (and if you want, synopses) for books that don’t exist. you can base them on real books if you want

write fake sayings, inspirational quotes, fortune-cookie sayings. Make them sound almost like they mean something at first glance but they’re incomprehensible when you try to delve into them. Or make them just weird.

In a similar vein as the SCP Wiki’s Log of Anomalous Items, come up with magical or “anomalous” versions of everyday objects. You can start with stuff on your desk if you like. Water bottles that fill up with horseshoe crab blood if left unattended. or whatever. Include details on where they were found if you want.

write about questionable super heroes with weird or overly specific powers. Like the little known Blue Footed Booby Man

write a “horror” story or creepypasta but it’s like...as stupid and not-scary as possible. Dont just depend on “the twist/scary thing is super cliche and predictable” for it either, see how you can take an actually effective concept and make it unbearably dumb

invent swear words/insults, the more complex the better

plagiarize. By this I mean write something that’s completely made from sentences from other things and try to make it coherent

write one (1) scene from the most outrageously cool and epic hypothetical story you can imagine. just try to cram as many references to magical flying wolf bounty hunters and inter-dimensional dragon priests and time traveling samurai as you can with literally no regard for anything

Take a sentence or paragraph and replace every word you can in it with a synonym. either try to make it as weird and uncomfortable as possible, or just keep doing this in a telephone game sort of fashion until it’s no longer comprehensible.