Weird Old Men In A Weird Country (and More Spanish Speaker Stanley)

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they told him it was election day but all he heard was election slay !!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAD TO!!!! Plus I was rewatching Brooklyn 99 and thinking of Ford going feral the same way that Amy does is just so freaking hilarious

Okay so I've been slowly writing down my thoughts and compiling a basic skeleton for the Twins in time, Oldies in the Eighties AU, where Old Stan and Old Ford meet up with their younger opposites in 1981 or 1982

So the duos are Old Stan and Young Ford in Gravity Falls, and Old Ford and Young Stan in wherever Stan was during his drifter days

And that's super fun and I can think about that for days, HOWEVER

They all need to meet up eventually, and I realize that when they are all still separated, I'm going to have to have Stan SERIOUSLY domestic Young Ford, and explain some shit, because otherwise Younger Ford is gonna get his teeth kicked in.

By Old Ford.

Because you cannot tell me that Old Ford wouldn't immediately jump his past self. It's on sight. That man has had his entire life to regret choices he made (choices THIS younger version of himself is making) and I fully believe that Old Ford is feral enough to swing a baseball bat at his own knees.

Young Ford like. Offhandedly says "Oh, some things never change, Stanley will always be immature." About HIS version of Stan, and Old Ford just cricks his neck around like the exorcist.

"Ford. You cannot fist fight your younger self. That's-there's so many things wrong with that."

"Let me go Stanley-Stan he's getting away! Stan! He's had it coming-let go!"

Vegetta: And on Valentine’s Day, we have to go look for women.

Rubius: Women?

Luzu: Or men, anyone can– 🤨

Vegetta: People can look for whatever they want.

Rubius: Whatever they want, yes... And we can go after other Karmaland members? [He stares longingly at Vegetta]

Vegetta: [Oblivious] You know what– it could even be a nun!

Rubius: Ah. Yeah, a nun would be ok… 😔

Luzu:

Rubius' poorly-conveyed feelings, Vegetta being oblivious, and Luzu watching the trainwreck unfold: a highlight from Karmaland 4.

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Vegetta: We have to make an event for… In February, for...

Rubius: February?

Luzu: Saint Valentine’s. A day for lovers!

Vegetta: And on Valentine’s Day, we have to go look for women.

Rubius: Women?

Luzu: Or men, anyone can–

Vegetta: People can look for whatever they want.

Rubius: Whatever they want, yes... And we can go after other Karmaland members? [He stares longingly at Vegetta]

Vegetta: [Oblivious] You know what– it could even be a nun!

Rubius: Ah. Yeah, a nun would be ok…

Luzu: [Laughs in disbelief]

Vegetta: And marry her.

Luzu: [Laughs] Rubius sad.

Rubius: [Laughs]

Luzu: [Cracks up laughing]

Vegetta: What happened, what happened? I didn’t catch it.

Rubius: Nothing, nothing– [Starts thanking subs & donos]

Luzu: [Dying]

Vegetta: What happened? I didn’t catch it, I didn't catch it!

Rubius: [Continues thanking subs & donos]

Vegetta: ...What happened?

Luzu: Nothing, I’m actually just Luzu sad–* I dunno why I’ve been laughing so much today, lord. I'm just gonna- I'm moving to this corner–

* Luzu was in his "evil Luzu" arc at the time, since this was after he lost the Karmaland election and was betrayed by someone he cares about, so technically he was breaking character here.

Yeah... We don't talk about rubegetta anymore...

Slay

They’re on a date🎤

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