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moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2

Stefon the people miss you

I’m actually tweaking out(negative) over the idea that Bucky would have to relive or revisit the worst eras of his life in thunderbolts bc he has experienced every possible negative aspect of being human like there’s sm to choose from and no matter what is picked I WILL be killing myself

I’d like to thank Willow(2022) and tanthamore for getting me into fandom culture. Each day I become more embarrassing and I think that’s beautiful.

I need confirmation that stefon is still alive we havnt seen him in so long what if he died???? what happened to his kids???? Is he still on drugs????

my biggest hater will always be the girl that said she shipped Bucky and Yelena and said Steve’s ending was cute then acted like I was insane and actually recoiled when I said I ship Sam/Bucky and Steve/Bucky💔💔

good morning to her and her only.

so. who’s gonna do it. who’s gonna be the first to write the fic with bob and yelena crawling around in the vents and alexei eating pop tarts and walker and ava fighting about what they’re watching for movie night

if u got depression u know the amount of effort it took for him to do those dishes