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tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

AND WE LIKED IT! :D

“Eww don’t ship them ! They’re just friends/ they hate each other/ they barely have any interaction/they never even met/they’re not from the same series !”

Pussy. Back in my days, we shipped Elsa and Jack Frost to hell and back because they were both ice themed.

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

Reblogging again I think, but U.H.C actually wants to not pay for anesthesia, so people might soon be awake for surgery

Welcome to random trending, fellow person

why does mcr randomly start trending every week or so y'all are giving me a heart attack

Findings located, it's cold and there are cats, join us in the fey forest

Just saw this ad on here

Why the hell did they decide to advertise this on Tumblr????

The woke social media????

Like, this site is the woke indoctrination, if anything, why are you here

Hello???

i be like "yeah i was so weird in middle school i liked creepypastas and stuff" and then you look at my search history now and it's mandela catalogue, mouthwashing, bad parenting, ihnmaims and stuff

If there’s a heaven, undoubtedly he has found his way there. R.I.P.

Absolutely

Jimmy Carter dying today means the flag will be at half mast for the inauguration and that's real king shit

the unholy trinity

Sorry you thought that the money in your pocket you got from letting people die would protect you from a bullet exiting a chamber.

Welcome to America.

When you kill a healthcare ceo, it’s terrorism. When someone shoots your kid in elementary school, it’s thoughts and prayers for like a week and then they move on. It truly shows the fact that terrorism is whatever the american government wants it to mean.

It is really disturbing how people can lose their humanity and threaten you just because you *checks notes* sentenced their child to death :'(

person trying to get out of a timeloop but they keep getting brutally murdered by the other person stuck in the timeloop, who is having the most amazing vacation of their life and refuses to leave

A elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.

First she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart.

"Walmart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Walmart?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters will visit me twice a week."

i've seen enough horror movies starring upper-middle-income white families stuck in spacious haunted mansions. gimme stories about millennials stuck in haunted studio apartments. consider the realism:

why is this protagonist staying in an obviously haunted building despite the glaring warning signs? because a week at a motel would send them spiraling into credit card debt, they'll take their chances with the vengeful spirits. why did they chose this apartment complex to begin with, despite the many many unexplained mysterious deaths that show up on the first page of a google search? hon some of us don't have the credit score to move away from high (paranormal) crime areas. how could i be so careless as to sign a soul-binding contract with a demonic entity? bitch they're called LANDLORDS

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

you're humming. Santa's cheating on Mrs Claus And you're humming. Santa's committing blatant adultery with an ingénue sugar baby w/ the voice of an angel Eartha Kitt. and you're SINGING ALONG

*wakes up and immediately checks that the gunman is still at large* oh thank goodness

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

Coming to tumblr late in life is kinda like jumping into a tv series midway through the tenth season and letting your friends fill you in on the lore. What do you mean you used to be able to edit other people’s posts?

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

how i look at my screen after y/n just got called kitten/puppy/bunny