Memes, Puns, Everything ig
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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
If Belle never found the castle…
🥵 guardian of secrets 🐸 I will fix your girlfriend
possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖
please tag what you got!
True
“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional
Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.
Ok, so there’s this thing at our school that you can send a chocolate Santa to another student. This is how it works: You pay 2€, then you get a piece of paper to write down the name and class of the person you want to send a Santa to and if you want, you can add a short message. Then, on Dec 6th, that person gets a chocolate Santa plus the message you wrote them. Now, I’m planning on doing this for my little brother this year. That’s a nice thing to do, right? Yeah…except he’s allergic to chocolate and the message will be “You can’t eat this haha”. I’m a lovely sister, I know.
Honestly, I love these kind of excavation sites, there’s just so much to discover!
This lil dude just made me indescribably happy
A beaver in a rehab facility decided to build a dam by the doorway
I was just pulling random cards from my ‘cards against muggles’ game, but can someone please write a fanfic about this?
From “der falsche Kalender” (“the false calendar”) by Marc Uwe Kling (German comedian). This calendar contains 365 falsely attributed quotes (and always either says saturday or sunday for anyone confused) and yesterday’s….. didn’t age well.
This is Bob. Bob the balloon. Bob just wanted you to know that you’re amazing and he hopes you have a great day!