I'M SOBBINGGGG AND WAILING AND SCREAMING AND LITERALLY JUST LEVITATING 😭😭 MALLEUS LEARNING TAGALOG

Sobbing at 2am rn

“We haven’t even tried to talk this out yet”

le pain 🤌🏻🥖

NAURBWISHSBUZABJA

WAHSHAIAJXXSAGQ

Hot take: we need more derpy naga content. Snakes can be goofy little noodles and I think the same could apply to nagas.

Human is wearing a wool sweater, naga feels the all the good warmth the fabric holds onto and simply must cuddle.

Desert naga just poking their face out of the sand to say hello.

Ball python naga coiling up into a tiny little ball with their head barely peaking out their body.

The possibilities!

Yuu: I think I'm in love with you.

Vil:

Azul:

Leona:

Floyd:

Kalim:

Malleus:

Leona: Oi, herbivore, which one of us exactly?

Yuu: I haven't decided yet.

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT! All characters mentioned are aged up. Visuals are female x male. JJK and AoT faves! Links go to Twitter.

Update: RIP http_daddyy on twitter. A lot of our links on this post were from them.

Reiner Braun

Reiner breeds you and fucks his cum back inside you every time.

Reiner loves how you feel when you clench around his thick, meaty fingers.

Size kink, size kink, size kink!

Yuji Itadori

Yuji likes to see your pussy covered in his cum. It's so pretty to him.

He thinks about you and gets so desperate to fuck you. It is painful when you aren't around.

Ryomen Sukuna

Sukuna loves fucking you on camera, so everyone knows how much you like taking his cock.

Colt Grice

Colt likes for you to come undone on his lap after a hard day of Warrior Candidate training.

Colt takes his time with you, savoring every moment.

BYE-

bitches be like "i'm the strongest" and then get sealed inside a rubik's cube forever bc they can't get over their ex

Ace and Deuce literally share the same braincells.

Valentine with Heartslabyul ♥️

Pray for me as well

Why you obsessed with monsters? I pray for you

yes! pray I get that monster dick.

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how good are they at flirting?

includes: riddle rosehearts, leona kingscholar, azul ashengrotto, kalim al asim, vil schoenheit, idia shroud, malleus draconia.

warnings: none that I can think of.

reblogs are appreciated! <3

✦ riddle rosehearts.

would be the most romantic but be the one with least experience about it. so he will be neutral. nothing better, nothing less.

riddle definitely has one of the most best ideas in terms of classical dates, he has the looks, the smarts, and the authority to organize a private afternoon tea session with you in the heartslabyul rose garden maze.

but honestly his lack of experience is gonna be holding him back from actually becoming the ‘dream’ type of guy to other people. he would doubt his chances before asking you to have dinner with him. which ultimately ends up with the first years dragging you off to hang out and a lost chance.

if he does musters up the balls to actually attempt to flirt with you it’s surprisingly smoother than one would think. he’s taken the initiative to 'fix’ your appearance whenever he deems your attire inappropriate to wear (wrinkles, worn wrongly, etc..)

just cause he’s so focused on adjusting your tie that he doesn’t even know that he’s gone way too close and is nearly pressed up against you if it weren’t for the space between your arms.

retreats back with a satisfied look when he finally fixes it <- does not know what he just did was unintentionally HEART STOPPING.

✦ leona kingscholar.

..terrifyingly good if he uses the right amount of energy.

but even so his lazy demeanor itself might even become somewhat appealing to you. it’s kind of attractive if you look from the right angle and quite flustering whenever he looks at you with unintentional droopy eyes.

but those only happen when he’s fresh outta nap so you only see them when you just happen to be around when he wakes up.

to make it worse the color of his eyes is absolutely gorgeous so pair it up with his natural slitted eye when he’s angry, and the scar on his left eye? boom he’s gonna start killing you. literally.

so just imagine waking up next to this little bitch and the first thing you see is his chiseled face. his eyes are looking right at you and there’s a smirk on his face as he asks you how your sleep went.

“I could get used to this kinda sight everyday.” 💀🔫

again DEAD. but it all comes down to how you actually think about his behavior.

casually twirls his tail around your body parts like your leg, arm, or even waist when he wants you to take a nap with him. or just flicks you in the face when he wants to be an asshole or needs your attention. that’s probably his way of flirting excluding the fact that he would rub his cheek on yours as a greeting and doesn’t even care anymore if someone talks shit. (I think that’s how lions do it?)

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