#valid Reasons Why I Think Eddie And Argyle Would’ve Made Perfect Friends

Haha Joyce in the future, making sure to subtly feed info into the grapevine of their monster hunting conversational circles, subtly letting Steve know what nights she and Hop will be at what all-you-can-eat places, so not to have a repeat interruption of each other’s respective kinky date nights

And like whichever teenager is meant to give Steve the message from Joyce is always just like

"I don't know why I'm supposed to tell you this, but I'm just the messenger, Joyce says she and Hopper-"

"Jesus- Ok! Fine! Yes, thank you, message received. Haha. Don't worry about it. I need to... not be here, right now. Later friend!"

And finds an excuse to leave red-faced and hot

I really don’t mean to be catty to that one fic writer I mentioned in the tags, I was probably in a shit mood that day and this critique is coming from somebody with not a single fic to their name who is still plugging away at 5 kinky asks

Will still never get how anybody could think Eddie Munson is a music snob. Dude was wanted for murder & grand theft auto, and was still headbanging his heart out to CCR. Like, genre is but a preference.

Once Eddie’s belly’s big enough to drop over his waist, nice juicy overhang, drives Steve wild for horny reasons

But also for soft domestic reasons like come winter, the trailer gets too cold at times, so Steve will drift to Eddie like a moth to a flame.

Come up behind his big boyfriend, hug him from behind and place his hands under Eddie’s soft belly hang to warm them up

Eddie loves how cuddly Steve is but Jesus, warn a fella Stevie, ur hands are colder than a witch’s tit

Personal Radiator! So cute 🥰🥰 and like, thinking about Steve clinging to Eddie like a koala in the winters, grabbing onto Eddie with all of his limbs.

God he'd be so soft and warm and Eddie for sure would make him announce when he intends to use his fat as a hand warmer.

Joseph Quinn and a guitar. That's it.

Ohhhh love seeing a bolder Steve - i really can’t choose between bold or vanilla Steve - guess all flavours are good

Not sure if this is ur thing (sure is mine)

But let’s say it’s just been the festive season and heading into New Years and Eddie is looking so big, boy has noticeably grown again

Steve’s so gone on it, so obsessed, but he’s also…really like to know..just how much bigger Eddie’s gotten. He’s a former athlete, it’s in his nature to keep score

Just Steve Harrington discovering he has a numbers kink

This ABSOLUTELY works for me.

I love the idea of Eddie just being casual go with the flow, I seem to just be getting bigger, Harrington is into it, so I'm totally into it sort of gainer (if he even identifies as one, I think he just sees it all as an excuse to never think about what he eats).

But meticulous haircut, shirt-pants, athlete Steve with a numbers kink? Just so amazing 🥵🥵

He always wants to break out a measuring tape or a scale when he starts noticing Eddie looks bigger, and like comparing Eddie's old clothes or Steve's own clothes to what Eddie wears now...

Getting him to try to stuff himself into old stuff...

Measuring every inch of him just to get himself so turned on and flustered and amazed that he has to get on top of Eddie immediately 🥵

Yes please