Latest Posts by mousemysak - Page 5

Kdyby Babiše někdo postavil do prázdný místnosti bez oken a zazdil dveře, neumřel by hlady - rozplynul by se do vzduchu, protože by kolem něj neexistoval žádný cizí názor, na kterém postavit celou svou osobnost. V RPG kampani by byl měnič. Je jako na hovno verze komnaty nejvyšší potřeby z Harryho Pottera, která místo poskytnutí toho, co potřebuješ, změní dekor podle toho, co ti nejvíc honí ego a apeluje na tvoje nejmalichernější vrtochy. Krmí tu primordiální část tvýho mozku, co pořád chce mlátit šutrem do hlav a žrát svý mladý v období sucha. Je to primitiv, co intelektuálně neexistuje a to, že se TEĎ trochu mračí nad tím, co nám tu ty Trumpovy tarify napáchaj za paseku, hmm hmmmm, to akorát znamená, že se někdo z jeho cílovky začal nad tím samým mračit první a on rychle srovnal krok. Lidé, co volí Babiše, nevolí osobnost - volí průhlednou hroudu slizu, co umí měnit tvar a chce do sebe pohltit co nejvíc věcí okolo sebe. Fakt doufám, že po následujících volbách nebudu muset přihlížet, jak leopardi požírají lidské obličeje, ale připravuju se na nejhorší. Od tý doby, co moje rodná ves zrušila náš krásnej, odpornej, plechovej, nevytápěnej kulturák a postavila místo něj Tesco, nám prostě nevěřim, že neposerem i tak zásadní věc, jako "nezvol si týpka, co nadšeně podporuje aktuální nacistický převrat v zámoří".

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

We've lost some of the greatest posters of our generation to employment

i have a job interview in 2 minutes i’m gonna cry

Shade 7.

I'm replaying Dishonored so... Overseer Shadowheart with her trusty wolfhound.

The Death of the Empress, 1837

i think i should be allowed to scuttle. i don't like that it's an action not truly afforded to mankind.

I don't talk about it much but I love rom hacks and game emulators. if you're looking for a free hobby that is really fun I highly recommend checking it out. convincing your computer that it's a nintendo wii is also very funny

do people know that a french ex-president (nicolas sarkozy, from 2007 to 2012) is currently wearing an electronic bracelet after he was sentenced for corruption and influence peddling? do people know? i want everyone to know 😌

I'm sorry I'm going fucking insane over trans people in sports issues the anti trans crowd has lost the fucking plot and then has the audacity to act like its the trannies who are ridiculous

I used to be of the "well the sports issue isn't really important to me its w/e I just don't want it to be a gateway into other transphobia" but oh my fucking god we are so far gone. The fencing shit is sending me over the edge. What the fuck.

more saxana doodles [why did i turn her into a cartoon? protože, free will exists]

she's so pretty!! (ignore the fagot)

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

in this essay i won’t

y’all really recommend books like: title, there are gay characters, enemies to lovers, young adult, written by poc

not once do i ever see a summary

i am a simple man. I see a creature. I walk over and pet the creature. This is what life is all about baby

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

I'm having a good time :)

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

To si to tak zas jednou brouzdám wikipédií, narazím na Occamovu břitvu a...

butch farmer call that a bača

"We have a new AI feature!" "With the power of AI..." "Our AI..."

I am going to abandon technology and start only inscribing things on clay tablets

Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on