God, I Wish I Was Rich...

God, i wish i was rich...

There’s a certain threshold that’s passed by rich people where the fancy things they’re buying seems worse than the cheaper thing, but it’s rarer so they still buy it. A perfect example of this is the most expensive coffee bean - normal coffee beans are just coffee beans, but this one is eaten and digested by some small creature, and what you put in your coffee is their poopees. enjoy your poop coffee, Jeff Bozos.

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