Baby Bill Is So Puntable. Squished Banana Taffy Ah Baby.

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Hey you guys ever think about how rough and tumble little Stanley Pines tried his hardest to absorb all the ugly meanness of the world to protect his brother— how he became blustery and loud because it was the only way he received attention but also because it shielded his abnormal twin from scrutiny— how he stood in front of Ford with his gap tooth bared and scrawny arms outstretched taking in all the gawking and hurt by being the slip up, the rascal, the troublemaker— and how this ultimately led to Stanford Pines, the dreamy-eyed idealist who couldn’t tell the difference between friend and enemy, and Stanley Pines, the man who became so desensitized to pain that his life became one big bruise. Anyone ever think about that?

Bro, what the fuck?

No wonder Bill fell hard and assumed that Ford would be into causing the apocalypse together with him. If my man Ford was dropping casual lines like these in Bill's presence, no wonder he would assume that this was a man made of co-galactic-chaos-god-king material.

I love how TBOB turned Ford's "I was an innocent and naive scientist tricked by a cruel master manipulator" into "Oh, he was definitely tempted to go down hand in unlovable hand!" Like yes, clearly he still has moral framework that Bill doesn't, but I'm sure that there are dark hours of the night where Ford almost wishes he didn't.

Incorrect quotes ft. Stan twins

The gravity falls and miku fandoms seeing a huge surge in internet popularity for completely unrelated reasons right before their shared birthday truly is the best timing in the world. Congrats kids

Making a a tomodachi life living the dream wishlist

gay dating/marriage

Nonbinary miis

Family trees (like being able to mark certain miis as family that aren’t related to you

Plays/musicals (basically just an expanded music hall)

Miis having jobs

More places and stores or hangout spots

Earrings (they gave miis ears I better be able to pierce them)

Pets (like ones that have names and belong to certain miis not like the rent a cat/dog coupon)

More mini games

More in depth relationships

Multiple miis can live in the same house

More customization options for your island

More stuff to do with kids (like add a school or something/let us do certain actions that change their personality when they grow up)

More personality types

more interactivity with other players miis

Keep the realistic objects and photo backgrounds please (if it’s all cartoon I will cry)

Miitopia customization options (and while their at it could they just take that whole catalogue of miis and make them available for tomodachi life)

At least over 100 miis

Keep the charm of the original

And lastly

GIVE ME TOUCH SCREEN OR GIVE ME DEATH

EDIT : THIS IS A MEME DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY (and seriously just don’t be Rude????? Like wtf lol)

textpost dump pt 1 out of whatever

More Rabies Mcgucket

Also some old men because yeah

Humanized Axolotl

Bonus bill and them seeing each other again in the reincarnation story