Little Sis: "What's That Movie With Johny Depp In It?"

I wish I had bones.

I don't like to swallow the frog.

It move so fucking much.

How does one make 3 minute eggs!?!

I cooked my eggs 9 minutes and they are STILL under cooked!

Nephew walks into villain's lair with his sidekick Pikachu.

Villain (sis): "We'll ,well, well, I've been expecting you, nephew and your side chick, Pikachu."

Villain (sis): " . . . "

Villain (sis): "wait"

My older sis is struggling to hold in their tea

I'm falling on the ground laughing

Villain (sis): "I MENT SIDEKICK!"

Life feels like beening floating orb without any thoughts or feelings. Just existing. With a fleshy anchor holding you down in place, so you don't float up into space.

Yooooooooooooo! I just make honey toast bun thing!

Okay, okay. Hear me out.

I had some leftover dinner rolls and I didn't want an normal sandwich... I was wanting something sweet and saw my frying pan.

Cut open the buns.

Put a healthy amount of honey on one side. That way it isn't stick finger time as hard.

(If a doctor saw they would have had a heart attack)

Let the pan heat up

(Mine was on high. It is better now to have it that high or just watch it really good.)

Add a good amount of butter, not enough to clog up your circultory system system tho. Just to coat the pan.

Put the honey side down.

And, let it cook.

Check every now and again.

When happy with the looks or when it starts to smoke remove from pan.

Best method: plate on top. Pan under plate. Rotate 180° to the left or to the right... just flip the pan. :)

Add toppings of choice.It can be whatever your heart so desires!

(I added cinnamon sugar)

It had a similar taste to caramel, probably because it is candied honey... caramelize honey?

Hope you like it! :)

I wish my anxiety would stop crushing my lungs and let me breathe.

Brain go...

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...!

I'm going to regret this! :)

I just met the thickest sweetest boi today!

His name is literally the word 'Big', he is a big sleepy boi that likes to cuddy.