Things I Want To Do More Than Anything In The World:

Don’t cry because its over

Me: Im not that traumatised

Also me when I have to call in sick for internship even tho I know damn well they are all nice people: they're gonna hate me. I am going to fail. I have to rehearse what I am going to say 493910393929 times or I'll die. Okay so I know I can barely stand up but do I Realy need to stay home? This is it, I might as well drop out of school. They're gonna tell me I'm a disappointment and they never want to see me again.

Internship: oh yea, sorry to hear that, get well soon!

Me: *confused* where is the hate

I’m sorry

I have no memory of writing this.

But it does sound like a good hack

Life hack:

Never wear clothes

Throwback to my old therapist who told me I shouldn't kill myself, becouse she'd get in trouble with her boss.

Hope she's doing okay

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

Honey, the guy who gives all those preaches is arrested for having drugs

imagine if in the bible when satan tempted jesus out in desert if when satan was like "hey make this rock into some bread and break your fast" and jesus was just like "yeah okay sure" and did it, like how fucking funny would that be

O worm

If you say my name 3 times in a mirror I appear and steal your chairs

Reminder that the ‘Gandhi’ who you idolise and celebrate every year:

1. Urged Jewish people to commit mass suicide

2. Forced little girls to sleep with him

3. Was extremely racist towards black people

4. Supported caste + poverty

5. Stole the credit of freedom fighters who died as martyrs for independence

6. Viewed women as ‘objects’ for men’s pleasure or pride

7. Cared for cows but not Sikh lives.

8. Constantly belittled and insulted his wife.

He was basically misogynistic, racist and a pedophile, why do we still celebrate his birthday and honour him as if he did the greatest things for our country?