I FIGURED OUT THE MESSAGE/ METAPHOR FOR THE MOVIE

Hi

If they piss that means the drink water..I mean logically what else is it

do fish get thirsty? real answers only pls

#yesss this so much

I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.

Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode

I just looked at the first image and thought oh dang someone is cooking a hedgehog. Then read it and was like oooh but the hedgehog on the cross feels like it fits better if someone was cooking it.

Think of it like a horror movie; a only child is trapped in their house and are starving so they are forced to cook try to eat their hedgehog...they burn down the house BUT that's the beginning of the movie and the origin of this land where this family is going to build their new home on...let me go write in a doc

merry christmas eve to this post only

All these puns are so punny that I think I might die and that would be a puntastrophe

deeply weird that you can realize "oh actually this socially constructed gender fits my internal identity better than the socially constructed gender I was assigned by default" and people will be like "no u can't do that, you've got the wrong organs"

Baldur's Gate suddenly has become so slow it can't be played. It happened after a number of crashes during the Cazador fight on my second playthrouh, getting slower and slower until it now can't be played at all. I don't know what's up with it. I've tried just about every fix I can think of. Reinstalling, driver updates, switching renderers, adjusting graphics, deleting saves and redownloading from the cloud saves, multiple restarts of my computer including leaving it off for a long time. I don't know what the issue is. I just want to play videos game :(

happy 34th birthday Good Omens <3

ICE TARDIS LOOK AT HOW COOL

I love Neil Gaiman -

-but Jesus christ, Coraline gave me vicious nightmares as a child and I haven't quite forgiven him yet