Posting This Here As I Won’t Write It But Prompt, I Guess:

Can we PLEASE get a special ep of "Stupid Deaths" on Humphrey's death? I don't care if it's a vid, an animation, even a puppet show, just please! I need to see this!

The dream: Pat reveals the Cap’s name when confessing he loves him.

“Wait! Captain, Cap, (name), *deep breath* i love you”

Just, YES!

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No mother, I’m not being grubby, I’m just going for the beetlejuice aesthetic

(First time using that word so hopefully i used it right!)

Can Lunarry/Huna shippers please reblog this post, so we can all find each-other?

I agree with Dad, I am indeed a problem!

McGonagall: How many kids do you have?

Snape: I don't have kids, I have problems.

Do you like WALLE?

I don't like WALL-E...

I LOVE WALL-E!

Harry’s glorification of Sirius in the books completely irks me, I’m sorry.

Like I know his misunderstanding of Snape is completely 10000% Snape’s own fault okay but like. To have someone who does so much more for Harry than Sirius ever does have his motives hidden most of the narrative and for there to be no closure there is soooo frustrating to me. Like even after finding out Sirius is an asshole to Kreacher and a bully to Snape he just overlooks it completely and Snape is the devil even after Harry finds out he went to look for Harry and tried to save Sirius!

It’s understandable considering his upbringing but it’s maddening to me because NO ONE understands or listens to Snape AT ALL and I hate it

I started it ages ago as it’s one of mum and dad’s ship things but I never completed it and I only know how the story goes because of many fanfics 😂😂

The book is ALWAYS better than the movie. 

Source: Jane Austen is totally my religion on Facebook

My mother doesn’t have a known canonically eye colour! It’s maybe not green as I thought it was (I know Maggie Smith has blue eyes). Some sites say they’re green but then have other info wrong so idk. Gonna take me a while to get past this but then I had a similar crisis over Dad’s eyes and are they black or brown.