I Was Singing Hot To Go While Scrolling, I Saw This, Kept Singing

I’ve been working on the second chapter since I posted yesterday. I expect applause and hatred.

Here’s my shot at advertising an absolutely terrible fanfic with absolutely terrible publicity. Thoughts and prayers and what not 🙏

James after Lily rejected him for millionth time

"if I was Remus I would never have forgiven Sirius for the prank"

Okay but before you judge him Remus wants you to know that Sirius is really hot

The fucking audacity of the judge to say that ruling the definition of woman is based purely on biological sex “is not a triumph of one side over another.”

As if this hasn’t just fucking decimated trans rights in the UK, made transphobia practically law and blatantly supporting the work of groups like the LGB Alliance.

How fucking dare they.

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

Thank you for understanding my vision. I’m trying to have more as we speak.

If the Marauder’s were born anytime in the 2000’s I’m only certain of one thing. Remus would force all of them into watching Nativity.

To him it’s a sacred muggle culture, and during the Christmas of 1st year after James begged all of the Marauders parents for a sleepover on the eve Remus made his da shrink down the TV and DVD player.

Then he set it all up. James was buzzing, Sirius was confused as all fuck, and Peter was honestly just there for the vibes.

After that year watching Nativity absolutely became a Marauders tradition. James and Sirius begin preforming musical numbers from the film the second it hit’s December, James is convinced Lily Evans is his Jen.

Overall, chaos. Remus has no regrets.

unless they specifically asked, you don’t get to tell a fanfic writer you think they mischaracterized the character by the way. because the second someone writes a fanfic about a character, that character becomes the writer’s own version of the character. canon is only a suggestion, but whether or not an author will follow it / how much of canon an author will take is entirely up to them. you don’t get to stick your nose in their world and tell them “hey this is not to my liking therefore I think you’re doing it wrong” when you can simply leave quietly and move on to something else you may enjoy

tiktok is so funny a video will say "tell me your most unhinged fave fanfic tags in the comments" and ppl will be like "omg dont hate me but....dacryphilia 🫣" girl first of all men crying gets everyone hard Second of all

the difference between regulus and sirius is that regulus is a pervert and sirius is a slut

Working on the third chapter of Must Have Been the wind, because if anything I am motivated by spite. It’ll either be published later today or tomorrow. 🫶