Regulus: Now Can I Panic?

one time i had a dream that my family was at a dinner party with the blacks for some reason and i had to sit next to regulus. in the dream, i didn't know him so i thought he was super boring and quiet but i quickly found out that he was the deadpan chaotic type? like he was constantly muttering absolutely wild stuff under his breath with a completely straight face and whenever that happened i'd look at him like yo tf and he'd just look innocently back at me like he never even said anything. like my guy would just casually refer to large sums of money as "smackarackaroonies" in his ridiculously posh accent with the air of someone discussing the weather and act like it was a completely normal thing to say. i was in tears lmfao

OP YOU MET REGULUS BLACK HOW DOES IT FEEL

What if Tonks wasn't the only Black that was accident prone. What if Regulus was a total clumsy fellow but he played if off. "Shit you okay" "yeah why wouldn't I be?" "You just rolled down the entire Quidditch Bleachers" "yeah and?" "...." while on the inside Regulus is crying and trying not to show how much that hurt

HAHAH REGULUS FALLS OVER IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE GREAT HALL AND JUST GLARES AT SOMEBODY WHEN THEY TRY TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT

a baby!

Bellatrix (at a death eater meeting): This is too stressful, especially when I’m trying to have a baby

Regulus (disgusted): A baby? With whose vagina?

Bellatrix:

Regulus knows how to use a long sword and when asked why he always answers "Uncle Alphard used to tell me I would be beating back suitors with a stick. But a stick isn't very effective so I learn how to use a blade instead. I am prepared for those harlots"

listen. regulus with dual swords

voldemort is the best kind of villain, because having a flair for the dramatic and going over the top with every scheme are some of his core character traits

An AU where Tom Riddle still attempts to rise to power as The Dark Lord, but since working at Borgin and Burkes he can’t stop using his customer service voice

Regulus Black finds out he is part of a prophecy. He is to lead the Choosen One to victory aginst Voldemort and decides he doesnt want anything to do with that. So he flings himself into the future to avoid it at age 18 and lands in a tiny cupboard with a little boy with green eyes of six staring at him.

OMG

i want this omg

the dursleys being like wtf and regulus just falls out of their closest and THE POSSIBILITIES

like he didn’t wanna be part of this prophecy but him going forward did it anyway and regulus is like well shit

Everybody's so mad about Mud Eater Reg and People Licker Reg like do you people not have siblings? Like I would be catfighting with my bro and he's stronger, so when he had me pinned down and I couldn't squirm away, I just spat up at his face. It was very effective, even if some of it landed back on my face. And if you're telling me Slytherin Reg wouldn't bite, lick and spit and pull hair to win a fight I don't know what to tell you

i think everyone’s gone feral over mud eating regulus is because like. it’s regulus. when you think of him you think of cool, calm, collected but here here r making him into a fucking Goober

here’s the thirty-eighth prompt I said I’d be doing! please tell me if you want a sequel, I’d love to write a part two!

regulus black has always had a temper. it’s not his fault that one day it snaps at breakfast and he stabs a fork into evan rosier’s hand when he’s spitting pure-blood nonsense.

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