This Headcanon Has Been Rotting In My Brain For Ages:

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

THE SPEED with which I hit that reblog button, amen my friends.

You know, for kids

I don't think there's any character as blatantly homosexual as Jiro but Tamaki is definitely giving her a run for her money.

Reblog to make your blog a cozy tavern for your followers to stay in/visit

Beyblade X’s plot isn’t as high stakes as the previous generations but I’m fearing for these children’s well-being just the same.

The main advantage of the new mob is that you don't need a word to tell its lore. We find this almost dead, half-desiccated creature near huge bones in the biome, where ghasts, which are massive in themselves, most often spawn. It is so obvious that this is a child who has lost its mother. Perhaps even because of the players' actions, because it's not like ghasts have any potential enemies. Or maybe the cause of death was different. We don't know. We just know that no one will take care of this child but us

I love Dried Ghast very much, it's my little sunshine. I need to protect it

things my classmates have actually said???

by the way, these were IN CLASS. Not just in free time. The teachers have witnessed it. Sadly.

“The hand sanitizer is flavored strawberry? Can I eat it?”

“did you know cannibalism is allowed in the u.s along with guns”

“why do you keep rats inside your jeans”

“and what a GREAT receive from flappy bird!”

”I donate one cent to the ‘therapy pls’ starcaster fund”

“wait, if dinosaurs died and their bones became petroleum, and humans have bones too, IS OIL A RENEWABLE RESOURCE NOW?!?! guys, DIG UP CEMETERIES!!”

“I said pencil because it was easier to explain than cutting a penny in half”

*insane hysterical laughter* “my dog died in April!” *more laughing* “it’s funny because he can’t die again!”

“you do NOT go to a fancy restaurant to eat grits”

“can I tell you about the dolphin that ate all the kids!?”

“I worship a god who helps me as long as I don’t touch the golden cookies.”

we have even weirder conversations, but also be free to use these as things your favorite character might say idk.

also will probably make another post adding context to each quote (it will make even less sense)

this is so real, I drew him the other day and his shoes quite bear killed me

so I just remembered we got a look at Blader Y but like there’s been no sign of bro in the next few episodes after invitation LIKE HELLO YOU CANT DROP THAT AND NOT GIVE ANY SIGN LATER

if you know who Blader Y is PLEASE DO NOT spoil me

legends