I Dont Care If Mondays Rife,tuesday Qednesday Full Of Strife, Thursday Fuck My Baka Life, Its Friday

I see your 'Sky has asthma and that's why he can't run', and I raise you: Sky has Inappropriate Sinus Tachycardia, and that's why he can't run.

Now, before you run away because you've never even heard of IST, hear me out. (If you don't know the condition, it's a dysautonomic heart condition vaguely similar to POTS, just without the low blood pressure.)

We all know Sky's lived above the clouds with minimal oxygen levels his entire life, as have most of his decedents, so it wouldn't make sense for him to have shitty lungs, right? That's where IST comes in. See, it's not related in the slightest to physical health or upbringing, it's just a non-genetic thing that is due to your sinus being a bit funky. It's also not life threatening, so that takes away from Skyloft needing to have non-canonical advanced medical procedures. IST's main symptom is that it severely decreases your stamina by making your heart race and you become extremely out of breath, often meaning you have to stop and wait for a bit for your heart to calm down.

Sound familiar? Yeah, I thought so too.

However, and here's the real seller- unlike asthma, you can just power through and not die. It really, really sucks, but this ability is quite the gamebreaker for me when you think about all of the extreme physical tasks Sky has completed in game, not to mention his swordplay, that if he had exercise induced asthma would've very likely set off an attack. With IST tho, yes it would feel like you were dying, but it is absolutely be possible to just power through your symptoms and have no adverse effects except from your extreme discomfort and fatigue afterwards.

TLDR: Sky has Inappropriate Sinus Tachycardia because it fits him so much better than asthma, as someone who has both asthma and IST. And no, this isn't just me projecting my hyper specific heart condition onto one of my favourite characters, what do you mean....

I too am fueled by ramen lol

skull is a maladaptive daydreamer (totally not projecting) and he has at least 5 OCs and an intricate fantasy world that he constantly thinks about (totally not projecting) and he has a bunch of playlists to think about the guys to (totally not projecting) and on long car rides where he’s a passenger he’ll listen to said playlist and disassociate for hours. sometimes he’ll straight up disassociate during battles too and wake up to a won battle and 36 splats he didn’t remember getting because he’s too busy thinking about Bones and Avery, which are totally NOT self inserts of him and aviators (they are)

oh and also he has a tumblr which like every three months he posts the most stunning beautiful art of these OCs and explain nothing. the kind of thing you see where it’s like “idk anything about this but it looks cool as fuck”

the reason for these maladaptive daydreams is partially due to autism and inattentive ADHD and partially due to trauma I won’t explain for now because idk your policies on potentially triggering headcanons

also I lied, 75% of this is projecting

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congratulations on the lesbianism multi nanairo and yuni naniwa

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

have you spilled your beans this year?

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

Thinking about how funny it would be if the chain™ keeps putting fairies in jars like in the games

And then Wars, who's been in a jar before, just goes around at night freeing all the fairies and hiding them in his scarf

Everyone keeps wondering where tf their fairies go until he gets one too many and his scarf just glows in various places

Time absolutely knows but doesn't do anything about it because he knows about the Jar (he still finds it funny)

Wars' jar trauma so real tbh

but i do believe that, even if he sympathizes with the fairies and knows about the Horrors of being in a jar, he's too practical and also too much of a tactician to set free a bunch of fairies they most probably will need in case someone gets hurt

he probably slips some nice treats inside the jars for the fairies and apologizes to them, but i can't see him setting them free just because if it means losing their healing later 😅

but the mental image of wars having a bunch of fairies hidden in his scarf is cute, yes!!!

19 days

Bruh

hold the smol