I Wanna Get Pulled Offstage By A Comically Long Hook Does Anyone Know Where I Can Apply For This

see you later aligator is in the past. the gang says its been real baby seal now

an afternoon hike

Mass Effect galaxy map - repainted and plotted with all known Mass Relay connections from the main series games.

I have made one addition with the Luminous Expanse, to represent the location of the Hanar homeworld. I also made some educated guesses as to the placement of locations such as Tartarus and the Nemean Abyss.

i love the strange reality of being a human person with a human brain. one time someone said something to me in a foreign language (japanese, which i do not speak) and i automatically responded in a different foreign language (spanish, which i do not speak well) and then we both said "what?" in english, an experience made more surreal by the fact that everyone around us was speaking loudly in canadian french (as this occurred in Quebec)

I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those

happiness

Vib-Ribbon (1999)

i don’t understand how pigeons, the most domestic birds ever, are seen as weird birds to have as pets but fucking PARROTS are seen as normal. i am completely calm and chill right now not an ounce upset btw

My little insane meow meow   \ ȿℯȵƊ ℌξℓᖘ ℐ’m addicted \ I just spent A LOT of time to remind myself how to draw in color just for this sapphire-eyed bitch