Shortest Dissertation Ever: You Just Don’t Do Missions.

anyway why is archery so fucking sexy

no thoughts. only sad gay vampires.

“Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it.”

— Johnny Knoxville

no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo overload

Hades: Way to go, Zeus. The bar was set pretty low, but you found a shovel and tunneled underneath it.

‪From @henrythecoloradodog: “Yuh know, just hanging out in “their” new chair” #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: https://ift.tt/2U52rpW ]

Hades : My entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first