Bucky And Nat Should Retire And Open One Of Those Cat Cafés :3

So this is very random and more or less a 'crack treated seriously' idea but I keep thinking of it every time I listen to the Captain America movie soundtracks.

AU where the serum gives Steve the ability to hear the 'soundtrack' around him. Of course he doesn't tell anyone because it'd make him look like he's crazy but he slowly catches on to what seems to be happening.

He picks up the USO dances really fast

He legendary at knowing when something bad is going to happen because he can hear the boss music

He's unconsciously good at timing his 'heroic' moves and moments since he can hear the pace pick up

He can vibe check someone instantly

Just imagine:

Steve on a mission with the Commandos: *Hydra music starts playing*

Steve: Ah, great we got company

Commandos: ???

Steve in the car with Natasha and Sam: *Winter Soldier track starts playing*

Steve: oh no

Everyone: How do you always get so pumped up for missions?

Steve: *bopping along to the action music*

*Pierce's character gets introduced with concerning undertones in the orchestra*

Steve: I don't like you

Steve in the elevator with the STRIKE team: *ominous music growing*

Steve: sigh

now for something completely different

Thor adding a strand of Steve’s hair to Bucky’s

Look out!

wilf (wip i’d like to finish)

Iron Man: you gotta help me fight Captain America or I’ll tell Aunt May your secret identity

Spider-man: why are you fighting Captain America?

Iron Man: he refuses to sign the Sokovia accords which would install oversight for superheroes and require them to disclose their identities

Spider-man: and if we win this fight…. this law would go into full effect?

Iron Man: that’s right!

Spider-man: I mean…. that just sounds like you telling Aunt May my secret identity anyway but with… more steps…

Bucky and Alpine!!! Again😼

“No, YOU move.” By Tom Hodges. Prints available here.

Nat <3

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