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“Loud Enough To Wake The Dead” Spike x reader  Pt1

Warnings: slight cursing, mentions of blood, implied nudity i suppose 

Description : After Buffy and Angel shows end but before the comics which was about a 4 year gap that as far as  i know was never filled in

“Ow” you groaned as you eased off your dirty clothes “Man, i gotta stop wearing white T-shirts they only get stained with blood or torn to shreds” you think to yourself as you looked down at your formerly stark white T-shirt that now layed on your grey bathroom floor torn up and covered in various shades of blood and mud from you latest fight with a particularly rowdy pack of demons. you lean over to quietly turn the water on to take a shower and wash off the nights activities but in your atempt to be quiet your hand slipped from under you and you tumble to the floor “Well crap,  that was loud enough to wake the dead”  you mumbled not quite under you breath hoping you didnt wake anyone in your house, you crawled into the bottom of the bath tub and let the hot water run over you sore body carefull to avoid your hair since you’d just dyed it and dint want the near boiling water to fade it to quickly you closed your eyes and let the water wash away the mix of your blood and mud down the drain

I know i’m just a shitpost blog, but I’m a shitpost blog based on a fandom that is processing some pretty massive revelations right now and I’m still trying to organise my thoughts on all of it and will hopefully be able to construct a more coherent post soon, but for the time being here are the broad strokes:

I 100% stand with Charisma Carpenter

Despite my plentiful fond nostalgia for both Buffy and Angel I am keenly aware of their many many flaws and the flaws of their creator

Joss whedon’s actions were and are inexcusable and despite the affection I have for the work many many people put into realising and building his creations, I can safely say I have no respect for him. 

Buffy and Angel would never ever be what they were had he made them alone, he doesn’t have the vision, the genius, the integrity or the character he has been credited with, it came from countless people working together, some of them at the expense of their wellbeing under his employment

the heart and soul of the (onscreen) buffyverse begin and end with its actresses, the women who made both shows what they are. period. I would have never watched Angel had it not been for Cordelia, what was done to her character was a slap in the face to the fans, and what was done to Charisma behind the scenes makes me sick. 

edit: and of course the female writers who prevented stories of female empowerment from being shaped entirely by men, marti noxon and jane espenson especially.

It warms my heart to see Amber Benson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Clare Kramer, Michelle Trachtenberg, Emma Caulfield and Eliza Dushku show their support for Charisma. These women are the reason Whedon’s creation has any value at all, and to see them take a stand like this is beautiful. 

that’s it for now. but trust me when I say I’m not done talking about this.

in conclusion:

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

why does this explain why feel good inc is my fav song for my bf to play on bass?...

Signs As Gorillaz Songs

Aries: On Melancholy Hill

Taurus: 19-2000

Gemini: RockIt

Cancer: Stylo

Leo: Do Ya Thing

Virgo: Sleeping Powder

Libra: DARE

Scorpio: Murdoc Is God

Sagittarius: Clint Eastwood

Capricorn: Andromeda

Aquarius: Feel Good Inc.

Pisces: Plastic Beach

NoOoO MY POOR NOODS 2-D WHHYYY WOULD YOU SPEAK OF THIS IMMA HELP NOODS HOLD YOU DOWN AND MASH UR EYES

Russel: “Remember what Noodle said, 2D? Remember?”

2D: “Yes…”

Russel: “Tell me what she said so I know you understand.”

2D: “She said to stop telling embarrassing stories about her or she was going to mash my eyes into a jam and eat it on her toast…”

Russel: “Good. Now we’re about to go in for this interview, so keep that in mind and don’t. Say. Anything. Embarrassing.”

interviewer: “2D, Russel! So glad to have you here today!”

Russel: “Glad to be here.”

2D: “H…”

interviewer: “I’m sorry, what was that, 2D?”

2D: “N… Nood…”

Russel: “Don’t do it, man.”

2D: “N… Noo…”

interviewer: “…”

2D: “NOODLE GOT HER FIRST PERIOD AT AGE ELEVEN WHILE SITTING ON MURDOC’S LAP!”

Noodle:

The most unbelievable thing about Elf is that Zooey Deschanel lives in a nice apartment in Manhattan while working as a department store clerk.

cryin a lil bit

it's got nothing to do with fate and everything to do with you