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1 year ago

Need to remember the story name A Universe Apart regarding my two space ocs

Need To Remember The Story Name A Universe Apart Regarding My Two Space Ocs
1 year ago

I've decided to name one of my stories/universes Angelic Sinners

I've Decided To Name One Of My Stories/universes Angelic Sinners

More info about story below

So basically, it's a revolution story starring the main character, a Seraphim angel named Cane, co-starring a rag tag group of demons.

I'm still trying to figure out the system of hell tho


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1 year ago

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

1 year ago

I needed to hear this

The way Good Omens helped me with my gender dysphoria is incredible.

It showed me how you can be non binary or trans without looking a certain way, and yes, I know many people keep reiterating that, but it has never really struck until this show. How you are you no matter your body. You can be masculine and be non binary, or pass as a man and be non binary, look feminine, look like a woman, look like neither, look like both, wear what you want, dress how you like, sound feminine or masculine and it wouldn't matter because you are non binary. I might have female/male body characteristics, but they aren't those anymore. They are non binary characteristics now because I, the person who they belong to, am non binary. And the confidence it has given me. I love this show.

1 year ago

OOO YEAH IM IN THAT ONE SHSHS

obviously lol, cuz u saw me there

you may not call me Captain Obvious /silly

/nf lol

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YOU

I KNOW YOU!!! I SAW YOUR ANIMATIC WITHHH THE GUY WITH A HEART FACE ON A DISCORD SERVER HI

o o!!

:0

IS IT THIS ONE?

HI HELLO

IM BAD W USERNAMES SORRY

SPEAKING OF, IM TRIANGLE ENTHUSIAST IN BOTH DISCORD SERVERS BC I ONLY SHARED THESE IN TWO XD

1 year ago

I'm sorry but this is fucking funny

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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1 year ago

Hello I need this?

Seen A Couple Posts On The Dashboard Lately About Writing With ADHD. So, For The ADHD And Neurodivergent

Seen a couple posts on the dashboard lately about writing with ADHD. So, for the ADHD and neurodivergent folks who like writing but struggle sometimes… check out StimuWrite.

You can set it to make little sounds as you type (or leave them off), and emojis pop up in the corner. You can change the background, dark and light themes, set your word goal, and it gives you a percentage and total word count at the bottom. Though it’s more meant for getting a draft written up, so it doesn’t have spell check or anything like that. You’re meant to just copy and past what you write here into Google Docs or Word or Scrivener or whatever else you use and go from there. Honestly love it when I’m struggling to get words down, though. And apparently there’s an update now for StimuWrite 2?👀

Anyways, give it a try if it looks like it may help. It’s currently name-your-own-price.

1 year ago

This inspired me to visit my local library more (there is one LITERALLY around the block I live. ik, shame on me 😔) I don't go there often because I was never brought there by my parent (only once after asking for a while), but I just realized I'm old enough to walk there on my own (tell me about living a life where you're not allowed to go past your own yard most times.)

Heck, I may even ask to assist there. Maybe me visiting will get more people to come to it, as every time I pass by it through car or when running with my dog, it looks a little lonely.

I want to thank this post for opening my eyes and giving me another purpose to do things on my own and revisit a place I adored.

If you guys want I can keep y'all updated.

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1 year ago

Oo :D

from which server didja find me in if I may ask? :0

also thas cool XD hi square enthusiast uvu

POINTS

YOU

I KNOW YOU!!! I SAW YOUR ANIMATIC WITHHH THE GUY WITH A HEART FACE ON A DISCORD SERVER HI

o o!!

:0

IS IT THIS ONE?

HI HELLO

IM BAD W USERNAMES SORRY

SPEAKING OF, IM TRIANGLE ENTHUSIAST IN BOTH DISCORD SERVERS BC I ONLY SHARED THESE IN TWO XD

1 year ago

POINTS

YOU

I KNOW YOU!!! I SAW YOUR ANIMATIC WITHHH THE GUY WITH A HEART FACE ON A DISCORD SERVER HI

o o!!

:0

IS IT THIS ONE?

HI HELLO

IM BAD W USERNAMES SORRY

SPEAKING OF, IM TRIANGLE ENTHUSIAST IN BOTH DISCORD SERVERS BC I ONLY SHARED THESE IN TWO XD

1 year ago

and little animations

And Little Animations
1 year ago

Reblogging this so I could get a few more requests

Give me some drawing requests

please

anything is on the table

except nsfw

But hollow knight or oc requests, little random doodles or shit posts are allowed

1 year ago

The villain smiled devilishly through the tugging and pulling of the chains; a smile that the hero knew all too well. As the high pitched screeching of chain against stone filled the dreaded air with anticipation as the villain was being brought to his execution, the hero stopped dead in their tracks.

"Halt."

The guards containing the villain in their hold abruptly stopped and turned around, briefly glancing at each other before shrugging.

"What's the matter?" One asked in a voice that was muffled through the helmet.

"I want a word with him alone."

"But the Royal Highness is awaiting his execution, just like you both agreed."

The hero shot a glare full of daggers at the guard.

After a brief moment of hesitation, the guard shrugged, taking a step back.

Clank, the chains dropped.

And heavy thumps were heard as both guards walked a little distance away.

Turning their attention to the pitiful excuse of the former villain, they growled, "What are hiding? I know you're hiding something.."

The villain simply chuckled and gave a cocky smile as they turned their head up, almost as if challenging the hero to make them say it. "For me to know, and you to find out~" They simply whispered.

"Don't play sly with me!" The hero harshly whispered, "I beat your ass and could've killed you myself had I not made the agreement with the Queen to publicly execute you in front of her!"

The villain sighed, "You always spoke with too many words. Is my plan really not that easy to see?"

He smirked to himself, "Perhaps I really did out-do myself."

dunno if I'll finish this but ye :p)

The hero has defeated you and you are being hauled off in chains. But this doesn’t matter, because you have already won and there is nothing the hero can do.


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1 year ago

rb if ur mutuals an followers can infodump in ur inbox, even if they won't answer the ask

Rb If Ur Mutuals An Followers Can Infodump In Ur Inbox, Even If They Won't Answer The Ask
1 year ago

Of course

as a fellow Panromantic myself, why wouldn't I support other groups of lgbtq?

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1 year ago

Me and who?

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1 year ago

I'm one of those people

stairs be hard

Yeah unexplained supernatural experiences are cool, but have you ever been 9 or 10 years old, having a sleepover at a friend's place, gotten up at night to go pee without turning the lights on, and then heard something coming up the stairs before you see the creature - a long-limbed, gaunt but distinctly humanoid figure dashing up on all fours, who then spots you in the dim light, as mortified as you are horrified, stands up to walk like a human, heading silently into his room without saying a word?

And that's the way you learned that some people like to go up stairs on all fours like a dog when nobody's looking, and that your friend's 15-year-old brother is one of them.

1 year ago

Gonna try to refer to this whenever I feel down again.

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

1 year ago

I love this

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1 year ago

Om nom nom nom nom nom-

Shout-out to mutuals who will just reblog anything you put in front of them~ Here you go, my faithful friend. Eat up!

1 year ago

I love Tumblr.

Everyone and everything is just so chill here-

1 year ago

Ayy np! :D

quotes from my friends

''T h e j u i c e t a s t e s l i k e h o m o p h o b i a''

''PENNE. FUCKING. PASTA.''

''s-n-u f-f-y!! shake it left shake it right!!''

''we also have the whatsapp bug''

''im in my teens and my back sometimes decides oh no :) bitch time''

''confused father noises''

''LET IRIS BE A CATGIRL LET IRIS BE A CATGIRL''

''Sun clapper''

''no kromer?? :(''

''The Cintussy is plentiful tonight :D''

''I love gay people so much I wish they were real :(''

''Romantic things to do with girlfriend''

"he is a piece of carbonated toast"

1 year ago

A okie, it's alr then

but great post anyways, made me laugh 👍

quotes from my friends

''T h e j u i c e t a s t e s l i k e h o m o p h o b i a''

''PENNE. FUCKING. PASTA.''

''s-n-u f-f-y!! shake it left shake it right!!''

''we also have the whatsapp bug''

''im in my teens and my back sometimes decides oh no :) bitch time''

''confused father noises''

''LET IRIS BE A CATGIRL LET IRIS BE A CATGIRL''

''Sun clapper''

''no kromer?? :(''

''The Cintussy is plentiful tonight :D''

''I love gay people so much I wish they were real :(''

''Romantic things to do with girlfriend''

"he is a piece of carbonated toast"

1 year ago

OP mind if I draw some of my ocs with this?

quotes from my friends

''T h e j u i c e t a s t e s l i k e h o m o p h o b i a''

''PENNE. FUCKING. PASTA.''

''s-n-u f-f-y!! shake it left shake it right!!''

''we also have the whatsapp bug''

''im in my teens and my back sometimes decides oh no :) bitch time''

''confused father noises''

''LET IRIS BE A CATGIRL LET IRIS BE A CATGIRL''

''Sun clapper''

''no kromer?? :(''

''The Cintussy is plentiful tonight :D''

''I love gay people so much I wish they were real :(''

''Romantic things to do with girlfriend''

"he is a piece of carbonated toast"

1 year ago

Yippee

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

always gonna re-reblog

1 year ago

Be sure to unfurrow your brows if they're tense, lower your brightness if it's hurting your eyes, and give your eyes a break if you've been online for a long time.

also make sure your ass isn't sore from sitting.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go do those things in that order.

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1 year ago

I come with a contract where I am anxious but chaotic lil bean and yea sure I'm down

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

always gonna re-reblog

1 year ago

I want a fight buddy

more like a bully buddy

someone I can tell off without them taking it to heart

Id bully them but the moment they need me I'll fight for them

i need a fightbuddy, which is like a fuckbuddy but instead of banging you fight. no strings attached just text me lemme know when it’s going down 

1 year ago

"I can't make it seem like you guys are having fun here!" He exclaims.

(I'd love to see anyone else continue this if you want btw)

Satan’s usually pretty chill in the way he runs Hell. Today he’s scrambling to make it look as miserable as possible because God is soon to visit


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1 year ago

"It is a dream to live forever" they say.

"But at what cost?" I conclude.

idk

If someone is killed, however many years they would have lived is added to the killer’s lifespan. For as long as you can remember, you have been an executioner.


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