He Deserves It

you're being silley

Does it?

UPDATE: it didn't work for me

*cry*

UPDATE: IT DOES WORK OMGGG

YESSSS

UPDATE (for the 2nd time): the lovely anon was so sweet but i got the other one but like 6 hours later

(Again thank you to the kind anon <33)

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

showing you pictures of the canon young marauders to prove how delulu we actually all are.

okay so first we have the marauders themselfs (looking like a bunch of high school kids on some serious drugs):

next up, one of the most popular ships in this fandom, we have marlene and dorcas (this is the youngest picture of them i could find, so i apologize for the two of them looking like two coffee sipping grandmas):

here we have lily, who is the only one who actually looks kinda cute

canon snape (WHY IS HE CUTE TOO HELP):

and lets not forget the canon jily (again, james looks like a random teenager who likes magic mushrooms a lil too much):

then here we have james, lily, pete, remus (why does his hair look lowkey emo help) and sirius (why is his hair shorter than its supposed to be help again):

canon alice and frank (why does he look like he doesnt know where he is):

the canon emmeline (shes kinda cute ngl):

okay this one needs a trigger warning so i think yall know whats coming...YOU GUESSED IT. the canon reggie (not even commenting on this one):

well, there u go.

dm me if u want me to pay for ur therapy.

“My OTP is perfect, they literally complete eachother-“

Ok and mine literally destroys eachother. They’re like Hades and Persephone. Never have you seen a love more luscious, a love more intense- but with it comes suffocation. Obsession. Possession. My OTP is like the moon and the sun, never one without the other, but never at the same time- and in the rare case that they are together, their meeting is so intense that it blocks out all the light. My OTP is like fire and water. They don’t complete eachother, they threaten the others existence. In the words of harry potter- “neither can live while the other survives”. My OTP is slowly ripping itself apart. My OTP would rather rip themselves apart than be apart from eachother.

My OTP does not belong together, but they sure as hell don’t belong apart.

Yes, Ao3 is down because of a cybersecurity attack.

Yes, the group is claiming to be Sudanese Muslims (Sudan Anonymous). No, this is not true.

This group has been identified as a Russian hacker group intent on sowing dissent between the world under the guise of “strengthening Middle East relations”. They targeted Ao3 because of its pro-LGBTQIA+ stories. Again, they are Russians sowing anger.

Do NOT be Islamophobic. Do NOT use this as an opportunity to whine about how you didn’t have time to finish reading a fic.

Ao3 is run by volunteers who are currently under siege by Russian hackers. Take this time to step back from the site, appreciate their work, write your own fics, or read a physical book.

If I see ANY Islamophobic rhetoric by any of my followers, I will pop your dumbass into my shit list and block you into the high heavens.

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And/or donate directly to the UNRWA if you have the means!

Harry going to visit Malfoy Manor

Harry: *knocks*

Kreacher: *open the door*

Harry:

Harry:

Harry: how long have you been here?

Kreacher:

Kreacher: since master told kreacher to take a break

visual by zayn alarbi, words by ibrahim nasrallah