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He looks like he’s scheming to bite that finger pointed at him-
Well I’m scheming to pamper him
We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.
came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat
workin on transformer ocs
if i make a typo u need to know im just a really small dude running around on my keyboargd pressing keys really fast and i tripped :(
"op im shaking what the fuck does this mean" type comments are on the rise again because the particle beams stopped emanating from the marvelous contraption i built in my garage
you’ve heard of pocket sans
now get ready for pocket papyrus!
I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman
doe: who the fuck is burning down my kitchen
ice king: making breakfast for my beautiful partner
yo could you write like reader x ice king x magic betty
like i did like the reader being frozen before the mushroom war you did in one of the ice king x reader posts. so they know simon and they use that to help betty to get used to ice king and betty falls in love with over a date all three of them have. so like ice king now has two girlfriends and he’s so happy like doing happy dances flying around giggling making ice sculptures of reader and betty as gifts.
OKAY I REALLY LIKE THIS!!! 1: its cute 2: i was trying to figure out what to do with betty in this au 3: ice king deserves two girlfriends!!
as i wrote this it ended up more like.... how it started vs actual dating so feel free to ask for more :3
Ice King and Betty (Adventure Time)
At first, you were all for Betty trying to find a way to reverse the crown's magic. As much as you grew to love the Ice King, there was a nagging part of you that felt... wrong about it. Simon was in there somewhere- he certainly proved he was when he was back long enough to bring Betty into the future.
But Betty just... kept getting worse. Obsessed. Insane. It got the point where she actually ended up hurting him by trying to rewrite the crown, on top of kidnapping poor Gunther. You had to do something.
You caught her in Ice King's "the past" room one night, after Gunther woke you up. She was going through Simon's old things to try and find any clues. She almost ran when you found her, but you convinced her to stay. To hear you out.
"Betty... I know we weren't close back in the day, but you know I cared about Simon too- we were good friends. But..." you felt yourself get choked up. The only person who understood was Marceline, and that wasn't something you felt was appropriate to bring up with her. You didn't know her as well as you did Betty.
"But right now, he isn't here- you're hurting him, Betty," you pleaded, voice cracking. Her angry stare weakened, brows creasing in concern. You crossed your arms, pulling the blanket around you tighter.
"Messing with the crown like that- he was jerking around and his contorting and slamming into walls-! Do you want to do that to Simon?" Her shoulders fell, and her gaze dropped to the picture of them that she was holding. You could see her lip wobble. Slowly, you made your way over to her.
"But there has to be a way to get him back," she whispered like she needed to hear that there was. Almost like a child's wishful thinking. You wrapped your arms around her, hugging her tight. She returned it full force, burying her face into your shoulder with a harsh sob.
"If there is, this isn't the way... And you know that." Your own tears fell. Both of you mourned the man you knew, something you've done a few times since your revelation. You sunk to the ground with her, not hearing little feet plapping away from the door.
"And... Ice King's a good guy," you sniffed after a long cry, voice hoarse. Betty cleared her throat, wiping her eyes and blowing her nose. She looked at you skeptically. You smiled weakly in response.
"He really is. He's funny, he's sweet- sure sometimes he has bad days but... he's the nicest guy I've ever been with. I think you'd like him, if... if you'd stop looking at him as just Simon". You held her hands, silently pleading she'd at least agree to leave him alone- to stop experimenting on him.
"... I am?" You both jumped, whipping around to see a bed-raggled Ice King holding a sleepy penguin. He was looking at you with wide eyes, clearly surprised to hear such nice words from you. You sighed, getting up and helping Betty stand. You nodded toward him, and then he smirked.
"Well, I mean... duh! You'd never date anyone as rad as me! Plus, being with a king as his perks, huh, baby?" he winked. He shooed Gunther off to bed as you shook your head. You heard Betty sniff, and your smile fell.
"Hey, what's the weird lady d-?" "Uh.... Ice King, sweetie, could... you do me a big favor? I know you're tired but... I'd appreciate it." At your pet name, he visibly perked up. You felt a little bad knowing that he'd do anything you asked if you asked it like that, but you needed him right now. Of course, he said yeah.
"Could you make that little platform and take us flying? I can't sleep and... neither can Betty." You squeezed her hand. Ice King was delighted that you wanted him to do something like that- he was always happy to be useful. He motioned for you to follow him to the exit, where he made the platform for you to get on. Betty opted to fly next to you both instead.
"I know just the place, baby and lady! Stars get REAL pretty around here this time'a year!" He flew you away from the Ice Kingdom and past Finn and Jake's treehouse. Up to another mountain range nearby where the tip pierced the clouds. He was right- the stars were beautiful.
He kept the ice platform floating in mid air, sitting next to you. Betty hesitated, but at the nod of your head she plopped herself on Ice King's other side. You leaned against him, and he was surprised when Betty did the same. Ice King didn't even flinch at the extra attention, more than happy to just have people with him.
As you three watched the stars, you heard Betty crying softly again. You both looked over, but she was staring straight ahead.
"I think I'm willing to try... to get to know him," was all she could get out without fully breaking into sobs. Ice King hesitated, before putting his hand on her upper back. You reached across his lap to grab her hand.
"That's all I'm asking, Betty." Ice King blinked, confused, before putting two and two together. A grin crossed his face.
"Hey, and I'm a great guy to know- especially if you're bored! Watch THIS!" He snapped his fingers, zapping small statues into the ice in front of you. A tiny you and a tiny Betty in the style of music box ballerinas. They held hands, skating together across a small section of the platform. You saw Betty smile.
"Yeah... maybe you are."
Day 3: Fun puns.
Based on this little fragment of me talking with Horror as a desperate attempt to come up with something for this day:
Don't mind me being a little crazy talking to him on my notes, you don't want to see the rest, sometimes this is how I can picture my ideas
@sansxyouweek
New marmaid just dropped
and its a Sheep
Is there a possibility you could do some fluffy Ice King headcanons? I am in desperate NEED of cute stuff with this man ;0; (Also love ur stuff, It's an utter joy to read!)
give that man a hug!!! also thank u im glad u like me writing
Ice King (Adventure Time)
He's just a big goofball, really. He likes making you laugh, whether that means dumb jokes or nailing Finn with a snowball sniper shot. Poor kid had a goose egg for days and you felt bad laughing about it.
Also a big teddy bear. Absolutely CRANKY if he doesn't get a hug and a kiss at least once a day. Also has to hold you to sleep. He can't sleep without you now.
He broke into Bubblegum's room one day to ask what good date ideas were. He got kicked out but she was thankful that he wasn't there to kidnap her.
He'll make snowmen with you, but of course they come to life since. u kno. He jokingly calls them your kids. The first time he said it he followed up with "please don't leave me" because he realized he was talking about kids way too soon. It's okay you knew he was kidding.
He tries to write music for you, as a self-proclaimed lyricist. They can be................... Interesting. Please clap for him he tried really hard.
Secretly loves that you're so good with the penguins. He sees Gunther(s) as his kid(s), so treating them well is a bonus. Every great once in a while he says he's gotta "check on the kids" when he's with you. Usually he means the penguins. A couple times he meant Finn and Jake for some reason. Either way, you found it endearing.
Takes you on flights pretty often. He'll either hold you or magic up a little ice platform that he can float along his side. Takes you stargazing like that, when he can't sleep.
Could I get something for Ice King with a reader that asks him out first please? Like they see him and want that old man carnally so they shoot their shot. Just someone going outta their way to hit on him instead of the other way around for once
Headcanons or a drabble is fine, he gets love either way :)
Ok I'm gonna alter this ask a LIL to fit with the "how you met" headcanons I posted.
Ice King (Adventure Time)
You've become very familiar with the Ice King over your time here in Ooo. He's brash. A bit crude. Kind of a wad. But he's also weirdly... nice. Every time you've rescued a princess from him, they're never harmed. Scared? Yeah, because of being captured. But they're taken care of. You even got to experience things firsthand when you'd get captured with Bubblegum- or even just on your own.
You had started becoming the target of his "affections" lately, which included him grabbing you out of nowhere and flying off. It wasn't really the worst thing, honestly. He was actually a good cook, for the most part. The penguins were cute. He was just... nice to be around. You actually found yourself looking forward to it.
But... you felt bad pretending not to like the attention. You guessed you feared what the others would think- both for him being old and him being... like That. You wanted to change things up. You had to tell Finn and Jake where you were going, because they'd think the worst otherwise, and they were horrified. You stopped caring about what they thought.
It took you a while to travel to the Ice Kingdom, as well as actually get into the palace. It wasn't exactly made for non-flying creatures. You were cold, tired, and angry because the food you had brought was now splattered to the ground.
"Who DARES enter th- oh." Ice King stood there, stunned to see you in his living room. You panted, leaning on your sword for support. You HAD a plan for this, but you were so exhausted and cranky it was all out the window. You pointed your sword at him.
"I didn't do it this time," he yelled, throwing his hands up. You swallowed the lump of adrenaline in your throat.
"You. Me. Dinner. Wear a nice robe." His hands lowered, confused. He floundered for a second, stammering.
"Are.... you asking me on a date?" You nodded as you sheathed your sword.
"Yeah, and I'm using your shower because I am NOT climbing back down that mountain." You walked past the stunned king, who just watched you go for the bathroom. You heard him squeal as you shut the door.
"GUNTHER GET ME MY GOOD PANTS!!!!! I GOT A DATE TONIGHT!!!!!"
Ooooh could you do a continuation or the likes for that one Ice King x Reader?
https://www.tumblr.com/itsthesinbin/728472237009780736/okay-but-how-do-ice-king-and-reader-meet-did
By the sounds of it the two knew each other before :>
i did a sort of continuation here, but i am MORE than glad to do more of this lil au. this got. a lot longer than i thought it would. but maybe they Did know each other. just a little.
Ice King (Adventure Time)
Dating the Ice King was... odd, to say the least. He was hard to be with at first. He was clingy. He was manic. He could be a little aggressive- not dangerous, just cranky- if you ended up ignoring him for too long; too long being subjective to his needs that day. He was unbelievably frustrating.
But at the same time... he was, strangely, the nicest guy you've ever dated. He'd get cranky, but once he saw you weren't leaving him he didn't push you. He was clingy, but it was because he was lonely. He was manic, but you knew it wasn't his fault. He brought you gifts ranging from flowers to gems to even making ice sculptures in your likeness. It was flattering.
He had made a little ice elevator to get you into the castle easier, when you visited. And by Glob he was always delighted to see you. Every time he heard the elevator chugging its' way up the mountain, you could hear him.
"Gunther they're coming- is there anything in my beard?" he'd ask, followed by a little "wenk". You'd come up just in time to see the little penguin pecking something out of his master's beard. Then Gunther would waddle over to you, making Ice King screech in surprise and try to rub whatever food was in his beard out. You bit back a snort as you picked up your favorite little guy.
"You look fine, IK, calm down," you laughed. He grumbled, flustered and fixing his crown. You grinned as you set the penguin down. You gave him a hug in greeting, and as always he was a little tense before returning it tightly.
"So, what'd you wanna show me?" He had asked you to come over cause he found something "wicked sweet". That seemed to click the lightbulb on.
"Oh yeah! C'mon, sweet thang," he laughed as he yoinked you up like you weight nothing. You yelled in surprise, holding onto him as he flew through the castle. You couldn't help but laugh as well, enjoying the short flight.
"This is my "the past" room- you are the ONLY person aside from Gunther I've let in here," he explained as he set you down. You looked around at all the old stuff in awe, recognizing a lot of it immediately from your time period. You heard him fiddle with some things as you picked through the items.
The old suit jacket he'd give you to wear when you were cold- which you immediately put on as per usual. Some old books- a few of which were written by a Simon.... Petrikov. That sounded familiar...
Then it clicked. You used to live just down the street from him. You used to attend the same book club together, before he stopped coming due to his research. You remember him showing off a book he had gotten published to the group before he stopped joining as often. You'd make him food and check in on him, when Betty couldn't.
"Where is that damn thing?" you heard Ice King mutter. You looked at the jacket you were wearing, turning the book over. A picture of Simon, wearing the exact same jacket.
While your boyfriend was busy, you sifted through the junk pile. Newspaper clippings covered in mad scrawling that spelled out pleas for help and forgiveness. Multiple pictures of Simon and letters written by him to various people. A picture of a young, but now familiar, girl with writing on the back. You stared at another newspaper clipping, a ball of ice in your stomach unrelated to the cold of the ice kingdom. Simon stood next to a sickeningly familiar crown that sat upon a cushion, smiling as wide as can be at his discovery.
A familiar jingle jolted you out of your thoughts and you dropped the article. You whipped around to see Ice King standing next to a cracked tv that was now playing Cheers. He waved his hands in a "tada" motion.
"I got a bunch of old junk from WAAAAY back in the day, so I thought you'd like a little marathon! I can go make popcorn," he offered with a grin. Your mouth hung open as your eyes darted from him to the old tv show. You tried to speak, but all that came out was a soft sobbing noise as realization set in. Immediately, his face fell.
"Oh- What, do you not like this show? I can, uh... I'm sure I got something-!" You cut him off by nearly tackling him in a hug. You held him so tight, knuckles turning white as you gripped the fabric of his robe. Your knees felt weak, giving out and making him drop to the floor with you.
"M... Man, if I knew you liked the show this much, I'd have done this sooner," he tried to joke, not really understanding why you were crying. Thankfully, he just held you and scooted around so you both could see the tv. Not that you really watched it, being too busy reeling from your newfound knowledge.
Gunther, sweet as can be, brought in popcorn and plopped his little self in your lap. You could use the extra comfort. You felt Ice King's hand run up and down your back, and new he was taking glances at you to see if you were alright. For his sake, you pretended to watch the show and forced down some popcorn. He seemed to relax a little, thinking you were fine. You were anything but. However...
What could you even do?
FULL TOMIKO REFERENCES!!!!
Tomiko is a genderfluid (she/he, sometimes they) teen bakeneko yokai. She’s a Hidden City resident with her mother who runs much of the City’s (and crime mobs) finances all from a lovely tea house. A shapeshifter, he’s able to poof into a small cat to escape with ease, but seems to have trouble accessing other forms. She’s sarcastic, biting, and aloof, and only shows her soft underbelly to those he truly trusts, which is a very VERY short list. Keep an eye on your wallet when around her.
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Thank you~♡
much love da chihuahua!
Ask Tethertale #109
I’M THANKING YOU ON HIS BEHALF
how did the island not blow up sooner
A little ref trend on a discord server and I ended up shitposting it lmfao
Science!
I love the 2012 turtles and their designs they’re so fucking adorable but also it’s very important to establish they’re adorable because they’re like weird bugs to me. They’re like goofy little fucking aliens I look at Leo and expect him to go “boink bink” or some shit and spin his head around 180 degrees
2003!Mikey and 2012!Mikey being silly older and little brother chronicles 🐢🤝🐢 Pt 4 - Masterpost
Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed
I love @turrondeluxe's doodle series of 2003!Mikey being the best big brother to 2012!Mikey
I wanted to add to them being sillies
2003 style turts are so difficult OTL
I made 2012!Mikey so small lol oop
extra under cut 👀
>:3c hehehehe
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