I Mean When You Put It Like That..

I have no self of steam

Joss Whedon’s idea of writing about female characters

Natasha ‘I am a monster because I cannot bear children‘ Romanoff

Jane ‘I get a nobel prize but I am reduced to my boyfriend boosting about me’ Foster

Pepper ‘I run Stark Industries but I am also reduced to my boyfriend using me like a joke line’ Potts

Wanda ‘I get called weird and witch and even though I am technically more powerful than all of them I need Hawkeye to give me a pep talk’ Maximoff

Do not let Whedon touch female character 2kFOREVER

So my brother and I were best friends growing up. He was hilarious and we got into all kinds of trouble. I still can’t believe some of the shit we got away with. Anyway I guess he had a nervous breakdown one day and accidentally killed a guy. I saw what happened and it totally wasn’t his fault. But he ran away, ranting about how his entire life was a lie or something. Turns out, he was adopted and our parents never told us. I didn’t hear from him for a few years after that. Then he just shows up at this party I’m having. He’s totally grown out his beard like some kind of mountain man. But whatever, my brother is back! So I welcome him home and he pulls this snake out of nowhere. Like, an actual snake. So I try to play it cool. Knowing my brother, this has got to be some kind of practical joke. But my buddies flip out and next thing I know, they pull out some snakes too. I’m thinking, I have to get this under control before this turns into a goddamn reptile show. But before I can say anything, my brother’s snake eats their snakes, which, okay, I guess that improves the situation? So I take my brother aside and ask him what prank he’s trying to pull. That’s when he gets all serious. He reminds me that our dad did some pretty shady stuff, which wasn’t really that big of a deal to me but I guess it was to him. He tells me to check my privilege or some shit and that I should let his people go and anyway that’s how I lost my brother to social justice.

Draw the three banes of creativity; Perfectionism, procrastination, and self-doubt.

memes from Estonia

Hi, I'm auditioning for the role of Taylor Swift and I'll be singi-

Eyy imma let you finish but I’m auditioning for the role of Kanye west and I’m singing “Oops, I did it again”

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

remembering there was homework as you walk into class