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Carol of the Bells played by basketballs

We’ve been living a lie.

there’s a powerful energy to this con photo i took, please enjoy it

Everyday Fire Emblem quotes

Friend: I stayed up so late last night, I'm so tired!

Me: You'll get no sympathy from me

Friend: The teacher's coming!

Me: Prepare yourself

Friend: How did you pass that test!?

Me: The key to victory lies within

Other person: Why are you sticking up for him!?

Me: I fight for my friends

Friend: How did you know about that!?

Me: I'm always three steps ahead

Teacher: You two have detention

Me: It seems our fates are joined

Friend: I just want this day to be over

Me: We're not done yet!

Teacher: It's your turn to present

Me: Minna, miteite kure

Deluxe Parfaits IRL

god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys 

I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila, blue or otherwise, so I grabbed a piece of bread from the basket on the table and just tapped it against people’s glasses like it was a legitimate beverage instead of a wheat byproduct 

and one of my friends was like ‘ho what in god’s name are you doing’ 

and I didn’t know how to say I would rather slice of my own foot than drink tequila so I just held my bread up and said ‘I’m toasting’ 

and in that moment I felt my soul descend directly into the eighteenth circle of hell

This dog…caught a fish…using croutons.

Then walked off like Mufasa

when she says she doesn’t send nudes