I Hate When I’m Too Comfortable Around Someone Because Then My Brain Thinks Its Ok To Act Weird But

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral. (Source)

i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence

concept: beauty and the beast but instead of the beast turning handsome, the beauty also turns into a beast and they’re beasts together

on a sincere note though, you guys do know that 22 is not old and 30 is not ancient, right? like yeah by 30 you will hopefully have matured but hearing some of you talk like life ends at 30 is a little worrying. one day, not as far away as it may seem, you will be 30 and you will still be a person with value, you will probably still have a lot of the same interests, you will still use the internet, and you will still be you. you have your whole life ahead of you

if i can get enough losers to do this with me, we can have like whatever the gothic lolitas do, tea parties?? but it can be a lan party and we’re all dressed like shit and blasting midi covers 

Sand in the Sahara

When that planned 15 minute nap turns into a 4 hour nap.

The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch