I've Been Thinking About Henry And Alex's Wedding Again

I've been thinking about Henry and Alex's wedding again

I think that it would be absolutely balls-to-the-walls fucking mental. It'd be a royal wedding that even my parents and I (very much anti-monarchist) would watch and enjoy. I want a royal wedding that would give Piers Morgan cardiac arrest six ways from Sunday.

Like, speakers on every street corner blasting Bowie, Jagger, Queen, Blondie, Gloria Gaynor, Taylor Swift and One Direction.

If they HAVE to sing God Save the Queen, I want it sang by Adam Lambert while Brian May absolutely shreds a guitar solo on the top of Buckingham Palace.

An autumn wedding because Henry told Alex that if a wedding happens during term-time, kids get the day off school and who is he to deny them that.

Mexican food and burgers and hot dogs, curries and fish and chips. None of this pretentious canopies and whatever else it is rich people have at weddings

Cornettos and wedding cake made of red velvet and funfetti.

Elton John singing "Your Song" as a first dance.

Queen Catherine leading Britain's nobility in the Macarena and the Cha Cha Slide and Martha having to drag Philip onto the dancefloor.

Foreign Monarchs and Dignitaries and the fucking Prime Minister's Cabinet becoming wild party animals for one night and one night only.

Jaffa Cake donuts, because they're a thing and they are the best thing ever.

The presenting team has Holly and Phil but also Baga Chipz, Lawrence Chaney, Suzi Ruffell, Tom Alan, Rylan, Nick Grimshaw, Graham Norton, Sue Perkins, Courtney Act, Trixie Mattel, Katya Zamo and the original cast of Horrible Histories (cuz Henry loved that show as a kid and you can't convince me otherwise)

The guest list includes Britain and America's gay icons except for Ellen. The entire Harry Potter cast and NOT JKR every James Bond actor they can get and kids from Henry's shelters.

Traditional CofE readings but also passages from the great FEMALE writers of Britain and classical mythology and Sappho.

Mexican love songs in the middle of the service, that make everyone tear up, regardless of whether they understand Spanish.

Their personally written vows would be exchanged in a private ceremony the day before.

Ellen and Oscar walking Alex down the aisle.

Shaan and Zahra being event coordinators.

St. George's Chapel being decked out in beautiful floral arrangements.

Pez and Nora being the best best man and woman.

Pez, June and Nora getting blackout drunk and ending up in the same hotel room.

Bea and Catherine staying back to help with the clean up and taking loads of left overs back up to the apartment to share with the staff.

Ellen, Oscar, Luna and Leo managing to slip away from their security and going to a nightclub in Soho and sending some very confusing but hysterical voice notes to Alex.

Henry stopping the car to get a donner kebab because he's English and drunk.

Apartment 6F becoming royalists for the first and only time in their lives and setting aside a whole week to watch everything related to it.

Street Parties in London and Washington going from the night before until the night after.

Sweet elderly people who have been in the crowd at every royal wedding for the last sixty years and have become very supportive of the queer community ever since their grandchildren came out to them.

A proper English Blokeā„¢ who looks like he'd be homophobic but isn't and a bi girl with pink hair and a nose ring getting absolutely plastered together.

A sea of Union Jacks and Star-Spangled Banners being waved alongside every variety of Pride Flag.

It'd be a royal wedding that literally no other couple would be capable of planning.

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10 months ago

I need to do a whole post ranting about this, because it is so hilarious how people will see the leaks of byler always filming together and teaming up and say "it's just them on bikes! Byler isn't real!" or the alleged casting call for young byler + Jonathan and say "omg you delusional losers! There aren't going to be any romantic scenes between 8 year olds!"

Because surely they understand story structure and realise that El and Mike ending on ambiguous terms in s4 + Finn and Noah constantly filming together + Millie and Finn not filming together past the first two episodes + El apparently having a storyline with Hopper and Lucas/Erica/Max (just as the s4 finale foreshadowed!!) does indeed mean something?

I constantly see them refuse to place this information in the greater scope of the narrative and character arcs for s5, instead just interpreting them in isolation. We aren't excited about the flashbacks because we want to see romance between children; we're excited because it demonstrates that their early relationship is important enough to warrant showing on screen, and that whatever that scene establishes will be important to their current-day selves. The bike pics aren't significant because they're hanging out; they're significant because they suggest that they truly are teaming up in s5 and that this pairing will be important to the overall narrative (as is always the case when couples team up in the show). These things imply that the writers do take this plot seriously.

Of course, this doesn't CONFIRM byler, but as I've said before, the only place they can really take mlvn in s5 is them being a team, proving they did work through their issues in s4. But that does not seem to be happening, and yes, that does mean something. People will say that Will needs to move on and learn to be himself. If that were the case, he would not be paired up with Mike. He would be with someone/a group which enables him to foster his identity outside of Mike. Funnily enough, that does seem to be happening....with El.

1 year ago

stucky this sambucky that what about samsteve 🤨

1 year ago

what are the hets on HONESTLY. it's like they watch with no sound and no picture and just have someone tell them, yes, a man and a woman are on screen, and they conclude ah yes romance!!!1!

(Probably about this)

REAL. It's fascinating how quickly people assume romance between a man and a woman, while not doubting the same assumptions for same-gender interactions.

So let's check. Using Lokius as a sample. Replace one of them with a women, and ask yourself,

Would it be valid to suggest romantic implications if a man and a women are:

1) Extremely thouchy with each other.

What Are The Hets On HONESTLY. It's Like They Watch With No Sound And No Picture And Just Have Someone
What Are The Hets On HONESTLY. It's Like They Watch With No Sound And No Picture And Just Have Someone
What Are The Hets On HONESTLY. It's Like They Watch With No Sound And No Picture And Just Have Someone
What Are The Hets On HONESTLY. It's Like They Watch With No Sound And No Picture And Just Have Someone

2) Riding on a tandem bike together.

What Are The Hets On HONESTLY. It's Like They Watch With No Sound And No Picture And Just Have Someone

3) Willing to suffer a fate worst than death for another.

What Are The Hets On HONESTLY. It's Like They Watch With No Sound And No Picture And Just Have Someone
What Are The Hets On HONESTLY. It's Like They Watch With No Sound And No Picture And Just Have Someone

4) Falling on each other after that^

What Are The Hets On HONESTLY. It's Like They Watch With No Sound And No Picture And Just Have Someone

5) Trying to speak before potential death, but interrupted by the other's fear of loss.

What Are The Hets On HONESTLY. It's Like They Watch With No Sound And No Picture And Just Have Someone

6) Being framed in this circle.

What Are The Hets On HONESTLY. It's Like They Watch With No Sound And No Picture And Just Have Someone

7) Waiting & giving permission to attack.

What Are The Hets On HONESTLY. It's Like They Watch With No Sound And No Picture And Just Have Someone
What Are The Hets On HONESTLY. It's Like They Watch With No Sound And No Picture And Just Have Someone

Of fucking course yes. Maybe you think some of these are a strech, but ultimately, people would point out romantic connotations across the board.

Except no, it's two men. When it's two people of the same gender, these annoying gays should stop shoving their gayness everywhere.

Wow, that got off topic, sorry lol. Thank you for the ask and have a nice day.

11 months ago
Problem Children šŸ„¦šŸ’„

Problem children šŸ„¦šŸ’„

1 year ago

okay but like what happens to crowley and aziraphales ex wives????

Good afternoon, Mr. Gaiman.

Thank you for your great work with Good Omens, this is the first series in my life, which seems to be very simple, but catchy at some deeper levels of the subconscious.

You said that you have known for a long time how Good Omens will end.

Can you tell that this will be a happy ending for Aziraphale and Crowley?

Crowley and Aziraphale will both be eaten by space-time-goats in the first episode of Season 3. Sadie and Dottie then team up to investigate the deaths of their husbands. In the end they discover that the Space-Time Goats were actually working for Crowley's old Nemesis, Doctor Unmentionable. He tumbles screaming into a volcano, and is eaten by lava sharks.

1 year ago

jeremy jordan's voice and my daddy issues are joining forces against me right now

3 weeks ago

Hot take: catradora and bkdk are basically the same thing but gender swapped

11 months ago

they would not make a funko pop of mike holding the painting if it wasn’t going to be incredibly important to his storyline btw

11 months ago
Beach Episode…. Save Me Beach Episode……
Beach Episode…. Save Me Beach Episode……
Beach Episode…. Save Me Beach Episode……
Beach Episode…. Save Me Beach Episode……

Beach episode…. Save me beach episode……

1 year ago
Either Sam Is Jealous Or He Knows These Two Boned At Some Point And Feels Awkward Watching Them. But

Either Sam is jealous or he knows these two boned at some point and feels awkward watching them. But I think we can all agree these two images have the same energy.

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