lavenderhayes12 - One hellish mess of a blob
One hellish mess of a blob

Currently hyperfixated on: Formula 1 | Might write something here someday | All pronouns | Legal and ready to mingleThrone: https://throne.com/lokissxoxoKofi: https://ko-fi.com/lokissxoxo

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8 months ago

Dori, you have to stop. Your starts too fast. Your driving too swag. Your personality too slay. They'll kill you

Dori, You Have To Stop. Your Starts Too Fast. Your Driving Too Swag. Your Personality Too Slay. They'll
8 months ago

how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this


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8 months ago

Love that piracy in one piece is some kind of queer metaphor but like seemingly only for Luffy & crew. For everyone else it's just organised crime.

8 months ago

btw nothing can compare to the betrayal i felt watching williams’ slow shift to toxicity regarding their management of logie bear, apart from sitting in the theatre in 2013 watching hans say oh ana if only there was someone out there who loved you

8 months ago

blog thesis

Blog Thesis
8 months ago

Randomly remembered that when I was younger and my life was shittier sometimes I used to tell myself "I can't die not knowing what the One Piece is" even though I wasn't even into One Piece at that point 😭😭

The scale of this damn manga is wild even a random depressed 14 year old was like "Damn I wanna know what it is" AND THEN IT WORKED AND THEN I GOT INTO ONE PIECE AND NOW EVERYTIME I FEEL DOWN I THINK "Well i can't die not knowing what the One Piece is" AND IT WORKS!


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8 months ago

Punk Hazard is so funny cause you got Sanji running around with some of his worst perv moments in the entire series and no one bats an eye to this and then Zoro is just chilling and suddenly Tashigi shows up and Oda is like "Actually we need to examine Zoro's relationship with women right now and let it be known it is NOT okay to think less of them 😔 #feminism." And that isn't BAD to do obviously I think it's good honestly but it's so funny that the sexism plot line did not, in fact, go to Nosebleed McGee asjdkflgl

8 months ago

hey friends, in case any of you are young and bright eyed and don't know: at this time in US history, anyone telling you to vote a third party for a progressive president is a psyop or has been so convinced by psyops they might as well be, and you don't need that kind of deliberate misinformation in your life.

8 months ago

Saw a post about Harris tagged "white woman moment"

Is the white woman in the room with us rn?? Bffr

Some people will literally be faced with the choice between a dictatorship and a better state of thing and then argue that voting for a better state of things is actually privileged because other countries have it worse what the actual fuck 😭😭

8 months ago

Me: Hey can I not clean the table? The sponge and food remnants is a sensory nightmare and the feel of it all makes me want to crawl out of my own skin.

My parents: Okay :) Clean the table.


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8 months ago

what is there to do in Australia that isn't getting violently killed by wild animals

i've kissed a few girls here and there. before the animals got them.

8 months ago
That’s Okay. I Always Have My Mouth. 😏

That’s okay. I always have my mouth. 😏

8 months ago

this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

This Is Kind Of My Favorite Genre Of Image Ever. Like THIS Is What The Internet Is For
This Is Kind Of My Favorite Genre Of Image Ever. Like THIS Is What The Internet Is For
This Is Kind Of My Favorite Genre Of Image Ever. Like THIS Is What The Internet Is For
8 months ago

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

8 months ago

the cunt of monte cristo

8 months ago
MANIFEST

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

9 months ago
I Got These Knockoff Boots Online And Instead Of The Brand Name On The Tag They Have The Name Of An Apparently

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck


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9 months ago

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

9 months ago
And Ten Years Later, This Is Still Hot…

And ten years later, this is still hot…

9 months ago

look i dont care how good youre art is, if you draw sanji and DONT give him his curly eyebrows, i dont trust you


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9 months ago
two panel image of the destiel love confession scene. cas is saying "i love you." the image has been edited to show dean replying "An all-party committee has called for immediate preparations for a united Ireland."

"The Committee said on Tuesday that its newly-published report is the first output from a series of meetings exploring what a united Ireland would mean and examines the current economic relationship between the jurisdictions on the island and the potential of the all-island economy.

The report, the Committee said, goes on to examine the cost of a united Ireland and makes the case for planning and preparation for a united Ireland to begin."

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9 months ago

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

9 months ago

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

Just So You Know, You Have Some Followers Who Enjoy/write Fanfiction. Not Saying Their Urls Rn Bc I Don’t
9 months ago

very important people at the olympics so far:

Women <3

mr pommel horse

the muffin man

turkish hitman

9 months ago

reblog for sample size, I want to see what the rest of this website thinks of our vroom vroom car sport

I will post full explanations of each point and give the answer when the poll is over, ask to be tagged when I do if you want <3

9 months ago

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

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