THERE WAS A SPIDER IN THE SHOWER

THERE WAS A SPIDER IN THE SHOWER

I WAS TAKING A SHOWER AND LOOKED UP TO SEE A HUGE ASS FUCKING SPIDER!!!!!! I SCREAMED AND IT FELL ON MY FUCKING FACE FROM THE VIBRATIONS OF THE SCREAM!!!!!! I THEN SORTA FELL AND TOOK DOWN THE SHOWER CURTAIN!!!! MY HEAD HIT THE EDGE OF THE TUB!!!! IT HAS NOT BEEN A GOOD DAY!!!!!

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my winter self-care giveaway!

My Winter Self-care Giveaway!
My Winter Self-care Giveaway!
My Winter Self-care Giveaway!

hello everyone! my last self-care giveaway was really popular, so i’ve decided do do another one, especially as it’s getting really cold where i live again, and winter depression can be tough. 

here’s what two lucky people will win:

3 Lush items of your choice

one “Happy Light” (for depression/Seasonal Affective Disorder)

handmade hat/scarf/gloves (matching set)

2 books of your choice

one medium sized stuffed animal

one pair of fuzzy socks

a bag of your choice of candy

one bag of your choice of tea (choose from herbal, black, etc.) from Adagio

if you’re following me, you’ll get 50 dollars in addition to everything else! (this is going to be from my birthday money, so you better not unfollow me after ;n;)

rules:

ends christmas day, 11:59 pm (12/25/15, my birthday, incidentally!)

there’ll only be two winners at first, but if i get enough notes, i’ll add more winners!

reblog as many times as you want, but don’t spam your followers.

likes and reblogs count.

when the giveaway ends, i’ll randomly choose and message the winner. if they don’t respond within 48 hours, i’ll pick another winner.

if there’s something on the list you don’t want, just let me know!

if you like this giveaway or have suggestions about anything i should add, i’d love to hear from you! i’d like to be able to do smaller versions of this giveaway more often, so feel free to message me!

good luck!! <3

Tumblr Messages

I clicked on the message button and it recommended I message JackSepticEye. XD

Me: I'm an asexual. I don't like the idea of sex.

Person: okay but...

Me: hoe don't do it....

Persona: ...how do you know if you've never tried it?

Me: oOh mY gO D

@SaraBee: Super Proud Of @Etsy Today For Making Our Bathrooms As Gender-neutral As State Law Allows

@SaraBee: Super proud of @Etsy today for making our bathrooms as gender-neutral as state law allows

Etsy Trolls Outdated NY Law With Gender-Neutral Restroom Signs

Asexual Supernatural Week - TFW + Ace Outfits
Asexual Supernatural Week - TFW + Ace Outfits
Asexual Supernatural Week - TFW + Ace Outfits
Asexual Supernatural Week - TFW + Ace Outfits
Asexual Supernatural Week - TFW + Ace Outfits
Asexual Supernatural Week - TFW + Ace Outfits
Asexual Supernatural Week - TFW + Ace Outfits
Asexual Supernatural Week - TFW + Ace Outfits

asexual supernatural week - TFW + ace outfits

The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge
The #GirlLove Challenge

The #GirlLove Challenge

My Amazing Friend Haley Made This For Me! Merry “Kris"mas!

My amazing friend Haley made this for me! Merry “Kris"mas!

Invisibility is Not a Privilege.

Invisibility means every person you come out to requires a vocabulary lesson.

Invisibility means the very nature of your identity is up for debate.

Invisibility means years feeling alone, broken, and unnatural.

Invisibility means you might not even consider the possibility that you’re anything but what society says you can be.

Invisibility means you have to find out about your own identity from strangers in small, distant corners of the internet.

Invisibility means being taught in school that your orientation makes you inhuman.

Invisibility means being told by educated professionals that your orientation is pathological, a mental illness, and Must Be Fixed.

Invisibility means taking an extra year to convince yourself that your orientation could even exist before you even beginning to accept yourself as what you are.

Invisibility means coming up with an arsenal of excuses for your lack of Normality, an army of justifications for living a life that makes you just a little more comfortable.

Invisibility means “acceptance” comes at the price of breaking up and stuffing away the things that make you you, and struggling to force yourself into a hole that doesn’t fit.

Invisibility means forcing yourself into relationships and acts that you don’t want because the alternative is taboo.

Invisibility means you can never really tell them who you are.

Invisibility means you can’t even feel pride in your community half the time, because the world is intent on destroying what little of a community there is.

Invisibility means facing a world of people who would have you bow your head and let them rewrite your identity for you; who demand your complacence while they redefine the things that make you who you are.

Invisibility means your suffering doesn’t even matter to those supposedly fighting to End All Suffering.

Invisibility means shame.

Invisibility means denial.

Invisibility means loneliness.

Invisibility is not a privilege.

AoT/SnK Jacksepticeye! My Friend Made This A Few Days Ago.

AoT/SnK Jacksepticeye! My friend made this a few days ago.


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