The Forest Is Calling.

How the little mermaid met the Prince, and what ensues 🐙

How does regret taste, after glory?

Mood

An overgrown light pole in Poland

This is AMAZING!!!

A little white cat sat on the moon, wishing to visit the world below.

A little black rabbit joined them and saw the longing in their eyes.

"You can’t go there," spoke the little black rabbit, softly cleaning its silky black paws. "If you go there, you won't come back."

The little white cat sighed while still looking at the world and asked, "Rabbit, how can you be so sure I won't come back?"

The little black rabbit paused for a while before speaking.

"I know that you will leave one night and explore the world below. You will be amazed by everything you see and hear. You will fall in love with the world and forget about me. You won't see me again... You will forget Time and you won't come back..."

The little white cat stared at the world one moment longer, before dropping their gaze to look at the rabbit.

"Would that be so bad?" Questioned the little white cat, tilting his head curiously. "I would be happy if I forgot about Time."

"You would be happy," spoke the rabbit. "But I would be left alone. Time will be unhappy with you, and won't ever see you again."

"But I would be free and happy for Time."

"But I would be sad and alone for Happiness."

Jesus can multiply and change form.

Is Jesus a slime?

God is a shut-in.

God, as we discussed previously in a civilised and polite manner, IS A COWARD. He resides in his extravagant abode consisting of a singular golden gate (lame, gold isn't a even a good metal) and some clouds (made of water, kvass is better (i am not an addict)). He also has some angels made of eyes (lame, i made a biblically accurate alien garfield-coloured octopus, so im way better) and some dudes that were too unsinful to be with the hot guys in hell and their awesome muscles capable of throwing me into Satan's church of enlightenment on how to effectively sin to get more men. Where was i? oh yeah GOD IS A COWARD, HE REMAINS IN HIS CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF ELDRITCH ANGELS LAND AS HE COWERS BEFORE HUMANITY. DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME GOD WENT DOWN TO HUMANITY? JESUS. He is whatever he is. Jesus got nailed by probably muscular dudes onto a giant T aka a cross. In other words God was murdered and people didn't stop making fun of his death even after he abused the revival glitch and patched it, so I couldn't do it. So what does he do about his death? Remain in the not so damned sky, he trapped himself there as he already experienced getting absolutely murdered by shirtless muscular roman dudes and fears it happening again. COWARD. I WOULD TAKE ON THOSE DUDES WITH THE POWER OF YEAST INFECTION. THOSE NERDS HAVE NO CLUE WHAT A LIFETIME OF CONSUMING GLUTEN DOES TO A MORTAL BEING, THEY ONLY JUST BEGAN THE CREATION OF GARLIC BREAD. GOD REMAINS THERE IN THE SKY, EATING COTTON CANDY CLOUDS AS HE KNOWS WE HAVE IT BETTER, HE FEARS GETTING DOWN TO US AS HE KNOWS, HE BLOODY KNOWS WE WILL KILL AGAIN. HE SHUT HIMSELF OFF FROM THE ENTIRE WORLD, WHY DO YOU THINK NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM IN MILLENNIA?!?!? HE IS A DAMN NEET. PROBABLY WATCHES ROMCOM ANIME TO HIDE THE FACT HE AIN'T GETTING LOVED BY HIS OWN CHILDREN. HE QUIT HIS JOB AS GOD AND REMAINED AS A NEET. MY PROOF OF THIS IS I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY ESTROGEN AND BLåHAJ as well as skort go spinny and shork and and aaaand im getting sidetracked arent i. Ahem as I'm politely criticising God I will also add the fact that he is probably hiding because I wanna rid off the flesh he bestowed me by peeling it off like a banana and letting the skeleton free from the meaty prison, also like a banana. But unlike banana, bread. Bread is said to be the body of Christ. Do you know who that is? GOD. I AM DEVOURING FLESH OF GOD.

I HAVE ACHIEVED MAXIMUM BOOP

Screw it!

I'm gonna scroll threw tumblr and draw the first landscape I see.

I should draw and or paint more landscapes

This looks unreal

Osprey

THIS is AMAZING!!!

THE WHOLE WORLD should know about this!

Great job En!

Power. Death. Humanity. Gods.

What do you believe is the cause of gods killing humanity over and over again? Humanity disrespecting the gods? Humans commiting so much sin? Humanity believing they can be without gods? No. No. No. It is because the gods fear us. They know that strength humanity can achieve when they gather together, when they work as one to fulfill whatever ambition they desire to have. The gods know this all too well. Why did God strike the Tower of Babel? Why did he force all of humanity to speak in difference? Because God saw humanity and their hubris and decided to teach them a lesson? No. He feared what humanity becoming powerful. GOD DREADED OUR POWER, HE KNEW HIS DAY OF DEATH WOULD COME AT THE HANDS OF HIS GREATEST CREATION - HUMAN MORTALS. We built the tower not to show our greatness, but to reach God AND OVERTAKE HIS THRONE. HE KNEW WE WOULD ACHIEVE IT, HE AND HIS OMNISCIENCE SAW THE TRUTH, HE SAW HE WOULD PERISH AT THE HANDS OF OURS. THAT. THAT IS WHAT THE DESTRUCTION OF THE TOWER MEANS - THE PREVENTION OF REVOLUTION, THE PREVENTION OF HIS INEVITABLE DEMISE. HE CHANGED OUR TONGUES TO PREVENT US FROM BUILDING THE TOWER FROM SCRATCH AND CONQUERING HEAVEN. HE KNOWS WE WILL OVERTAKE HIM, JUST AS KRONOS KNEW HIS CHILDREN WOULD DO THE SAME. AND THE FLOOD? THE GREAT FLOOD? HE SAW HUMANITY ACHIEVING GREAT POWER. HE REMEMBERED WHAT NEARLY HAPPENED ALL THOSE YEARS AGO. THE OVERTHROWING OF GOD. And so what did he decide to do? Of course, kill all of humanity. However, a flood would kill all animals as well. How did God solve this problem? Simple. He just needed a pair of each animal to continue their lineage, but such a thing is a bit too beneath God of all beings, so he had a person *cough* Noah *cough* make a safe place for the animals and gather them there. Foolish God was letting a human of all things remain on his beloved Earth. This will become his undoing. Eons later came the plagues, OH THE PLAGUES: BUBONIC, BLACK DEATH AND EVEN MORE AND MORE (totally didn't forget what more were there). YES HUMANITY PERISHED FROM DISEASE, SURE THIRD OF EUROPE MET THE END, BUT WE LEARNED, WE GREW, WE BECAME MORE POWERFUL. EVEN NOW PANDEMICS COME AND GO, NEVER AFFECTING US HOW THEY ONCE HAVE. ALL THOSE WERE ATTEMPTS OF GOD TRYING TO DESTROY US, TO PREVENT US FROM DESTROYING HIM. WITH EACH EVENT HE BRINGS, WE DIE, WE LIVE, WE BECOME BETTER. SOON HE WILL HAVE NOTHING THAT WILL POSE A THREAT AND THAT IS WHEN HE WILL MEET HIS CREATIONS. HUMANITY WITH THEIR DETERMINATION FOR WHAT THEY DESIRE, THEIR RELENTLESS STRUGGLE TO ACHIEVE WHAT THEY LOVE. WE WILL DO WHAT WE MUST TO GAIN IT ALL. AS GOD SHAPED THE STARS, SKY, DAY AND NIGHT. AS HE MOLDED HUMANS, BIRDS, FROGGIES, TUTELS, SNEKS AND MORE. AMONG THEM WAS SHORK. OH ME BELOVED SHORK. I, WITH MY LOVE FOR SHORKIE, WILL GAIN THE POWERS TO RIVAL GOD HIMSELF. AS HUMANITY HAS DONE THE SAME, WE CREATE BEINGS TO SERVE US, WE FORCED THIS PLANET TO DO WHAT WE WISH THEM TO DO. WE ARE THE OUR OWN GODS AND SOON THE ONLY. My fascination with blåhaj will give me the strength, the will, the prowess to fight God and win. THE POWER OF SHORK DEMANDS THAT I BECOME GREATNESS, KNOWLEDGE WILL BE MY BLOOD, FLESH WILL BECOME BUT MATERIAL WHEN I WEAR THE COAT OF GOD. I LOVE SHORKS AAAAAA

The shape of a fish's caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.

Ichthyology Notes 2/?