Me? Being Someone’s Type? Unrealistic

i am emotionally invested now.

i need more

Kapil Sharma x Himesh Reshammiya Part 2

Kapil woke up in a drugged and drowsy state . All hung over and dizzy . “Oh fuck . What happened last night” Kapil wondered as he massaged his head to relive some of the pain . Beside him , a sleeping Himesh who was completely naked and clearly very aroused .

“Good morning baby” Himesh said in a husky voice that made Kapil wonder if anything could compare to this feeling of euphoria . “What’s wrong baby , you’re not talking . Unlike last night.” “W-well , it’s just … I’m surprised that you’re still talking with me and not regretting this.” "Well you see Kapil...." Himesh said , taking Kapil's hand in his and caressing it "I've been in love with you for a long time. ever since I saw you walking around with that chapri beard of yours , I couldn't stop thinking about how it would feel on my body"

Kapil blushed crimson and was surprised by Himesh's sudden confession. Kapil leaned over and kissed Himesh passionately on lips while gripping Himesh's head in his hands . "I love you too . I've been waiting for this moment for so long"

The wedding bells had been ringing and the wedding planners was in constant stress . Despite not being the one actually getting married , she felt under a lot pressure to make sure Kapil's wedding to Ashi went all right . That's right , Himesh had broken up with Kapil after realizing he was just another drunk . Kapil had come home , only to find Himesh in bed with Ananya Panday . "Look Kapil , I can't do this anymore . I can't keep pretending that you're not just another drunk who doesn't even care about my feelings anymore. At least Ananya cares for me . In a way that you'll never be able to." When Kapil confronted Ananya , she said the same thing . "Kapil .... me and Himesh are in love . We can't help it.” Kapil had to take a step back and geld out of there as fast he could

That was until he bumped into something …..

(to be continued)

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@creatorsofcolornet event 10: new year event ↪ shuri from black panther

HAPPY NEW YEARRR BITCHES (AFFECTIONATE)

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

obsessed with the line “if i can continue to be a minor nuisance to the forces of nature trying to decompose me, i’m gonna consider that a win. the wheel of time will continue to turn, and i with it, like a nail in a tire”

@youngreckless

If the groundhog sees @youngreckless, that’s 6 more weeks of winter.

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

i have like 15 saved just dm me if you want one lmao- i already hgave my next one planneeeedddd

URL change!

theqtrains => kitayys

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moots sb?

you'll see ;)

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🎁 - lemon tarts :D