It’s Generation Beta’s First Day Of Existence.

This is amazing. I wish I was there to experience that!

i saw some very creative spongebob roleplayers in animal jam. i took 4 billion screenshots.

thank goodness for daydreaming because the fact that this DOES NOT exist is a crime.

I really wish that instead of rehashing the same characters AGAIN that Paramount would give us a TOS-verse spin-off sequel Star Trek: Nepotism where the New Triumvirate(tm) are Spirk's adopted daughter Captain Saavik & First Officer Joanna McCoy (they have a painfully homoerotic tension at all times) feat. CMO David Marcus (reconned back to life).

Demora Sulu is helmswoman and her father is very proud. Pavel's son, Anton Chekov the career politician, who gets like one (1) canon mention, is a recurring character who keeps on getting stuck on the boat during the shenanigans for ever more contrived reasons.

Uhura's protégé is on comms & he fills McCoy's former roll as The Voice of Reason and Distress. He can always be seen shaking his head in the background of every shot on the bridge desperately muttering "Inshallah we will survive this."

The chief engineer is a flaming Irish redhead, Siobhan, who is of no relation to Scotty despite their identical auras and is the only non-nepobaby among the ranking officers but everyone thinks she's his niece no matter how many times she insists she has no idea who tf they're talking about and that Ireland and Scotland are two different places.

The boat isn't even the flagship, it's like the USS Cerritos doing minor missions at best that they still manage to nearly botch 50% of the time. The Original Cast are phoned in for air support on occasion for nostalgia bait like:

Saavik, clearly distressed over something stupid: such challenges we face in the darkness...what would my fathers say? Anton, the reasonable one: Dude just call them, I saw them in San Fran like. Last week. They're probably doing luxury gay space pilates right now. Saavik, solemnly: ...sometimes I can still hear their voices....

sometimes i tell myself that i’ll actually sleep at a normal time to get enough sleep.

but then i accidentally stay up until 1:00 am looking at the spirk tag before remembering i had things to do.

but then forget to sleep.

guys star trek tumblr is getting to me

i cheer when i see a five guys just for my family to look at me weird

and like-

when people say “my man you really ARE obsessed with star trek, aren’t you?”

i reply:

“did you know that in the original series there was an episode in season 2 titled ‘obsession’” just for that person to stare right into my soul and the only thing they find is quite literally a void filled with tribbles, an excel spreadsheet with episodes that should be watched before watching certain movies and a google doc with every little instance that could point to k/s-

It’s true that those are some great ones

Reblog if your favorite Star Trek TOS episode is NOT, I repeat NOT "The City on the Edge of Forever", "Amok Time" or "The Tholian Web"! I need to know I'm not the only one who thinks there are other episodes that deserve to be favorite episodes!

@evikamizono since you didn’t watch star trek, how would you describe what’s going on?

what the hell am I watching

it’s quite literally spock.

i can’t watch a single episode with him getting romantically involved with a woman without feeling pure confusion.

characters who arent canonically gay but whose behavior just makes no sense unless you read them as gay

HOMOSEXUALITY WAS INWENTED IN RUSSIA

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friendly reminder to make sure humpback whales don’t go extinct to save 23rd century earth

okay, who voted no?