if you mischaracterize ford for the sake of making a good plot or just because your understanding of ford as a character is a bit warped then thats a bit of a shame, but i’d still read it. ‘he would not fucking say that’ i say, continuing to happily read along anyways
if you mischaracterize stan for any reasons i throw my phone at the wall, i click out of the fic, an angel loses its wings, i start writing even more fanfiction to counter balance you, etc etc
ford being uncharacteristically awful? unrealistic but i can get down with this for funsies. stan being uncharacteristically awful? we’re done here.
You know I tend to be against the idea that hotch has no feelings but today I saw a post that says that hotch is a sociopath who wants to be different to show that he can be a good person and I liked the idea, just imagine the team at a dinner where rossi joking about how hotch can become too much like unsubs and hotch just explodes screaming that maybe it's because he's a sociopath and then he leaves rossi and the team doesn't see him until the next day. Morgan asked Garcia to review Hotch's medical records and Garcia confirms that Hotch was indeed diagnosed with an antisocial personality disorder at 21 (I like the idea that Hotch behaves a bit like Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock but you know din tar smart like Sherlock. I'm also totally ignoring the fact that the fbi wouldn't hire a sociopath)
Okay so like… this is so freaking fascinating to me. Sociopaths in general are fascinating because I always wonder what exactly about their brain is different from mine that makes it so they don’t “feel” things. And then there’s stories of those who never experienced emotions but learned how to fake them/mask to fit in with “normal” society.
And the idea of Aaron Hotchner, the Unit Chief of the FBI’s leading Behavioral Analysis Unit, being one of those people? Being someone who, in order to feel something has to hold the cold metal of a gun firmly in his hands, steady eye looking down the scope as he pulls the trigger, watching the blood fly and the unsub fall with a thud? The feeling isn’t exactly… excitement? Or regret? It’s just a buzz in the back of his mind, the closest thing he’s ever experienced to some sort of emotion. And he chases that feeling when he can, because he wants to know what it is. He wants to be able to understand it. The larger the weapon, the more blood that it creates in the death of an unsub, the more powerful the buzz.
Yeah I kinda lowkey like that.
(Of course I am not an expert in sociopathy or psychopathy and I am replying in a fictional sense. People diagnosed as such are not all horrible murderers!! Plenty of people who have these diagnosis live completely safe and “normal” lives, and have healthy relationships and jobs. I am just leaning into a fictional scenario).
Chip’s name is Charles?
"Ya-huh! It's 'cause I chipped my front tooth, see?"
"I want to make it very clear that I gave him that nickname before he fell out of a tree. It's a common shortening of Charles, where I'm from. I did not start addressing the boy by his injury."
A new Gravity Falls charity zine, Hunky Drifters Catalogue aims to recreate the look and feel of a retro magazine. Featuring page-turning articles, parody ads, and racy pictures of our favorite Hunky Drifter, Stan Pines, this zine is sure to please anyone that helped vote our beloved conman to victory!
Although canon implies that its in-universe counterpart may have contained more explicit content, our Hunky Drifters Catalogue strives for the "tasteful and classy" approach Stan might've been hoping for while still appealing to mature audiences (ie: no full frontal nudity).
To get the lowdown on this primo project, make sure you’re following @hunkydrifterscatalogue here on Tumblr (with notifications!) and any of our other social media!
Art by: @pinetreeshack
Disclaimer: Although he basically asked for it, this zine is not affiliated with Alex Hirsch, Gravity Falls, or Disney. This project is for charity, meaning all proceeds will go to a charity of our choice.
Vigilante Esteban AU Aesthetic
After establishing himself as chancellor and earning enough of Shuriki’s trust to have breathing room, Esteban devises a plan to help the people of Avalor in ways he cannot while carrying out his duties as chancellor. The steps he’s made - as chancellor to help Avalor’s economy flourish and run interference between Shuriki and others - don’t feel like enough, but he also knows he can’t jeopardize his position as chancellor. An accidental stumble upon a secret passage in the library reminds him that Shuriki is unaware of the palace’s complete layout, and his plan takes form.
Esteban creates a disguise to preserve his identity and begins training in one of the secret rooms. He increases his skills in evasion, sword fighting, close combat, setting traps, and stealth. When he deems himself ready, he plots a jail break to release Shuriki’s political prisoners. The execution is seamless, and he ensures their safe passage out of Avalor. He returns to the palace in high spirits and quickly establishes the pretense of having fallen asleep in the library while reading. Shuriki rages about the masked man undermining her authority, and he feigns disbelief.
In not too long, Shuriki selects a special legion of royal guard to deal with the masked man, and the locals refer to him as “El Gato.” Esteban quickly realizes how careful he needs to be in order to cover up his double life, and the effort it will take to perform both roles. He vows to shoulder the weight of the responsibility until he’s either found out, or Shuriki’s overthrown. The guilt doesn’t vanish, but, with every person he helps, managing it becomes easier.
the henry
If you're taking prompts, here's a shitty shitty headcanon/au type thing that I've always had a soft spot for. WHAT IF, post curse, all the servants (and maybe Adam idk) found that they could change back and forth from their cursed forms at will. At first when they figure it out no one ever does it because ANGST and SADNESS but eventually they all use it for hide and seek and stupid shit
dude ive been holding off posting this just cuz i love it so much but i wanted u to know that i see it and i love it and I WANNA WRITE IT SO BAD
It would be nice to know at what point, modern family and good omens became my comfort shows, because they are basically the only shows I watch lately
The other day I decided to watch "the walten files" completely, so I ended up drawing Felix. Actually, this is his first design and I don't like it at all. I'll probably end up changing it later.
I remember seeing this idea somewhere that using the memory gun on someone leaves a scar on them, so I imagined Stanley having a big one on his face from his sacrifice
Does it make sense? Probably not but idc I just think it looks cool, although it would probably make it kinda hard for Ford to look at him sometimes
I never thought I'd say this but here it is!!
The long lost Gravity Falls "Next Time On," reel has FINALLY been found!
This right here is what made this show happen and the reason why every new Disney cartoon also has a next time on reel. GF's last big lost media hunt is over!
Alex Hirsch said that he was okay if this ever was to leak. So, if this goes down, blame Disney!!
This blog will probably be focused in any hyperfixation that I have at the moment (main blog @pashfoxx)
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