It’s So Unfair I Don’t Get To See Where Evolution Will Go In 50 Million Years

look this is getting nowhere how about we just agree to disa- *remembers I should exploit any possible situation to my advantage* if you don't take me to the Monterey bay aquarium I'm going to start screaming

I'm tired of being a girl kisser with no girl to kiss 😠

i wish i could be chill and normal about my friends but unfortunately i thing they are some of the most beautiful people on the planet inside and out and i want to keep them in a large cave and hoard them like treasures

RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public

Reblog if you love fish

rick astley did a cover of pink pony club and i loved him singing about having fun on stage in his heels

he wouldnt hurt a fly. he would hurt other things he just really likes bugs

To my uk trans people and allies out there.

it’s hot as fuck when someone isn’t afraid to show how much they want you

its sooo cool messaging someone you think is cool. and then you find out they think YOURE cool like. awesome! yay! we should kiss