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Imagine in the solangelo book, Nico and Will in the underworld running into Lee and Michael.

When I think of the teenage marauders I think of a clusterfuck of just all those cartoons that has the main characters going on wacky adventures every week. Like Scooby Doo, Johnny Test, Regular Show, The Amazing World of Gumball, Gravity Falls, The Owl House. Idk, I just imagine them getting into trouble and doing cartoon-y adventures. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve time traveled (especially since that’s a canon activity to do in the books).

Hes the type of guy that thinks he’s a top

I have a very important question for ya'll.

Was Achilles a top or a bottom?

I have been debating with my friend on this one for awhile and need expert opinions.

He would have been such a dad(tm)

Minato's first hold of his son.

The family groupchat when Tim announced he was dating Bernard.

Tim: family

Tim: I have an announcement

Bruce: Aren’t you in class?

Dick: aren’t you in a meeting?

Bruce: …

Tim: guysssssss listennnnnnn

Bruce: We’re listening, Tim.

Tim: alright, family,

Tim: I am now in a relationship

Tim: I have grown up

Steph: congrats dude!

Steph: I’m so proud of my ex boyfriend rn 🥲

Jason: lol nice Timmy

Damian: who would date you???

Damian: like genuinely, who is willing to deal with your issues???

Tim: like genuinely, fuck you Dames

Bruce: I may not always like Kon-El, but if you like him, I’m alright with the relationship.

Dick: finally man, your crush on Kon was like so obvious

Dick: were you trying to hide it?

Dick: me and Wally have a bet on it

Jason: who asked who out??

Jason: did you grow the balls to do it? Or did Kon do it?

Steph: brb planning the wedding with Cass

Cass: 👍🏽

Damian: of course it’s Jon’s brother

Tim: wat

Babs: we’re complimenting you on getting a step closer to not dying alone surrounded by files of cold cases

Tim: I’m not dating Kon

Bruce: excuse me?

Jason: ya know,,, for someone who was so “I don’t really like Kon” you seem a little disappointed

Tim: I’m dating Bernard from school

Dick: …

Dick: what’s his vigilante name?

Tim: civilian.

Jason: his name is civilian?

Tim: No.

Tim: he is a civilian

Duke: you’re dating a civilian????

Tim: oh, now you respond!

Duke: i been reading the chat

Bruce: Tim, are you sure you want to date a civilian?

Bruce: It’s difficult.

Bruce: I’ve dated a few civilians before.

Dick: ARe we gonna ignore how we’re civilianphobic??

Jason: lol what

I feel like people forget the fact that Johnny Cade was cannonicaly a bit of a sassy bastard.

Johnny: [sees a ladybug]

Johnny: [tips hat] ma'am

Everyone’s always like glow up this, glow up that, but you know who’s glow-up we never talk about?

HIS!!!!

Like look how he started out

Snape: *being a jerk to Harry*

Harry: who do you think you are? My dad?

Remus, out of nowhere: He wishes. That would mean he managed to marry your mother.

draw the lances you want to see in this world

and i really wanted to see lance as the soraya memes

What is this Lily Potter erasure???

As a rare pair shipper, does it get any rarer than Drew Tanaka x Lee Fletcher?

I like the fact that Percy Jackson made me think of Chiron as one of those sweater vest wearing English teachers, but then Song of Achilles made think of him as a buff dude and now I think of him as the very rare buff sweater vest wearing English teacher.

#letRemusLupinbeasugarbaby2022

I'm actually pretty over the concept of Remus feeling "guilty" when he takes money or support from James or Sirius. Or him being too proud to accept help and "wanting" to work. Especially watching him struggle with poverty or unstable housing as a result...like no he's using their money. James is his sugar daddy and it's great.

Remus is a chronically ill, disabled, queer, anticapitalist. If he's got rich friends, he's taking their money, no questions asked. Literally that's what money is for. He's out here helping other werewolves find good sugar daddies honestly. Remus deserves not to work a single day in his entire life. He deserves a comfortable, easy life where his only concern is staying as rested and healthy as he can, cause that's hard enough.

Yes, he is.

Sirius Black is tall

I literally CHOKED— oh my god

Everyone saying

"What if Will and Nico see Jason in the new book??"

Mf'er what if they see Lee or Micheal???

Will Solace is a fucking asshole.

Tbh I would rehome the child too

james: lils love we need to talk. i think harry’s allergic to the cat.

lily: oh god, well we’ll have to look into rehoming. i’m sure sirius and remus would love to have him! sirius was talking about wanting one yesterday!!

james: oh wow alright well i’ll give them a call later then.

*later on - james on the phone to sirius*

james: alright pads? turns out the baby’s allergic to the cat. you have an extra bedroom right?

lily: james darling, rehome the cat, not the child.

james: ohhhhhhhhh

sirius: *muffled cackling*

… god I sound like an asshole right now, but something that always irks me is the fact that almost no one uses Lance’s canon family in fics!

Like he’s canonically the youngest of five children. He lives with his siblings, his parents, his grand parents, his sister-in-law and his niece and nephew.

His siblings and sister-in-law and niblings have names and stuff.

I full believe that Bernard pulls a Stephanie and is just in the Manor at all times and the bats have to, like, work around him because he doesn’t know they’re bats.

Like they’ll be having family dinner or a movie night and theres a breakout in Arkham so they have to go and its like “what do we do about Bernard?”

“Knock him out!”

“Kick him out?”

“Silence him—”

“DAMIAN!”

… will solace is a good singer.

BATBUCKET 🪣 🦇

Never forget the batbucket.

Oblivated*

Okay, so sad sad headcanon— Mary MacDonald obligated herself and now she’s like living a normal life away from magic and all that stuff.

It does… I now present you with conchell (Connor Stoll x Mitchell [no last name given])

As a rare pair shipper, does it get any rarer than Drew Tanaka x Lee Fletcher?

You know what’s cringe?

People who don’t know what bilingual people speak like. Cuz like I speak English and Spanish and you know “Spanglish” is super fun. (I mostly see this in fanfics).

But I never go: Yeah and I was at la playa, you know— sorry I speak Spanish and I mix up words! Silly silly me, no se hablar English!

It’s more like: Y estaba en la playa when my mom called me and she was yelling at me and I didn’t even know what I did! I was like ‘Mami, Que hice? Why are you yelling!?’ (More or less something I told my friend a couple of weeks ago)

Then theres the whole “character forgets a word because they’re thinking in Spanish!”

“No, no, the flecha! You know, the thingy that lights up! Like— ugh, what’s it called? Its like— its a flecha! I can’t think of the English word!” (Arrow, its a light up arrow)

Its so awkward to read those.

Idk but being bilingual isn’t just adding a random non-English word into a an English sentence.

Or like having characters just go: “you’re my hermano/hermana, man!”

Or (the very cringe) “come on foo!” // “ese!” // “vato!” // or literally any other word associated with cholos or Chicano gangs.

Like pet names I get. I understand those. I used to call my ex “mi amor” “corazón de melon” “Bebe” “lindó” “guapo” and nothing else in Spanish. Those are understandable cuz those are pet names.

Make Spanglish sound real! (hmu if you want someone to look over your Spanish, specifically)

I feel like second year Sirius had a phase where he forced everyone to call him Siri.

You know that whole thing about how before James and Lily died Lily had convinced James to make Snape The Godfather of their second kid??

Yeah??

Well, I hate that. Fuck that. Remus was gonna be The Godfather of their second kid. Fuck Snape and his greasy hair.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Broke: Remus and James dated

Woke: They both had crushes on each other but they were just crushes that went nowhere

Bespoke: Remus and James fake dated and everyone thought that they were an amazing couple and were sad when they broke up

Sirius: glasses are so unattractive

James: damn bitch I'm just trying to see

JAY’S MARAUDERS ERA HEADCANONS PT 1:

James Potter & Remus Lupin

James and Remus = Pan/Bi solidarity

James definitely learned everything he knows about muggles from Remus. (Remus definitely told him some made-up shit to like: “muggles will always tip their hats, even if they aren’t wearing any, but only if they like you” and James gets sad the first few times he meets muggles because they never tip their hats at him.)

While James and Sirius are like brothers, James and Remus aren’t— they’re those type of best friends that flirt with each other constantly and they’re like: “By the time we’re thirty, if we haven’t gotten with Lily/Sirius, let’s get married.”

They make the dirtiest jokes.

Remus says he doesn’t like quidditch, but he just says it because then James gets really excited for the next game so he can prove to Remus that quidditch is an amazing sport.

They never fight. Like ever. Like they argue about stuff— “Trolls are cooler!” “No, Goblins are way cooler!”— but they never have real fights in which they’re both upset.

When Jily and Wolfstar both start dating James and Remus still flirt and hold hands and stuff and Lily and Sirius are like: “Our boyfriend are boyfriends.”

The only real fight they ever had was Remus calling himself a monster and other bad things after ‘The Prank’ and James was pissed at him for thinking of himself in that way.

James and Remus were each other’s first kiss.

When ever James practices asking Lily out, it’s always on Remus and he’ll grab something red, like a sweater or a pillowcase and put it on his hair to look like Lily. It’s a whole show with voices and everything.