Happy Ace Week (didn’t Realize It’s The Last Day Lol)

Them: *talking for a long time*

-option A-

Me: *accidentally said something rude (on their standards), or interrupting them because I don’t know if they pause for effect or actually waiting for an answer*

Them: Stop interrupting me! It’s not proper of you to do that. *derailing the conversation entirely on how rude I was being*

-option B-

Me: *not talking*

Them: Why are you not answering me?! You shouldn’t let me go on without you answering. It’s rude! *also derailing the conversation entirely on how rude I was being*

And they wonder why I don’t bother talking with anyone.

They also wonder why my social skills are crap.

Dear tumblr bots:

I am asexual

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

The Magic Trick You Didn’t See: Being An Analysis of Good Omens Season 2

(or: Neil Gaiman, Your Brain is Gorgeous But I Have Cracked Your Sneaky Little Code And Have You Dead To Rights*) (*Maybe)

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Soooooo I just spent the last 48 hours having a BREATHTAKING GALAXY BRAIN EPIPHANY about Good Omens Season 2 and feverishly writing a fuckin16,000 word essay about the incredible magic trick that @neil-gaiman pulled off. 

Yes, it’s long, but I PROMISE your brains will explode. Do you want to know how magic works? Do you want to know what Metatron’s deal is (I’m like 99% sure of this and it’s EXTREMELY FUCKING GOOD)? Do you want to know about the Mystery of the Vanishing Eccles Cakes and the big fat beautiful clue I found in the opening credits? Do you go through the whole inventory of Chekov’s Firearm & Heavy Artillery Discount Warehouse? 

Here is the essay, go read it: https://docs.google.com/document/d/193IXS11XN46lziHRb6eUpM17yK0BQkRqke1Wh64A_e0/ When ur done u can tell me I’m an insane crackpot, and u know what, i won’t even be offended

In case you don’t know whether you want to bother reading the whole enormous thing on google docs, I’ve put the first couple sections of it under the cut. JUST TRUST ME OKAY, HEAR ME OUT, THIS IS VERY EXTREMELY COOL, NEIL IS GOOD AT HIS JOB–

Keep reading

Ok I want to try this so here we go. (All in order)

Hazbin: Alastor, Nifty, Charlie(?), Husk, Sir Pentious, Angel Dust, Vaggie, Lucifer(?), Adam, Mimzy(maybe?), Cherri Bomb, Emily(or Sera?).

Helluva: Blitzø, Moxxie(Millie?), Millie(Moxxie?), Stolas, Loona.

The only saving grace to Helluva boss is that there are less characters. The (?) is that I have to look at the character to actually guess it, the rest is by memory.

Because I'm a design freak, I went and color picked the pallets of each main character for comparison.

For a "fun" lil' guessing game, they are presented unlabelled and in no particular order. These pallets are so unbelievably redundant that I actually put one character twice by mistake at first, and it took me way too long to realize.

So I started playing cult of the lamb. Hyperfixating for days and did this bishop Narinder fan-art in one sitting.

(Tried to mimic the art style to the game)

Man my motivation is a mess.

POV my slytherin friend telling me a gossip of a certain ship in hogwarts (her tag is in my instagram post)

I’m not sure if Aziraphale is Bentley’s favorite dad anymore.

Crowley and Aziraphale driving together in the Bentley

Aziraphale: I would love to listen to some music.

The Bentley starts blasting Queen

Aziraphale: Oh, well...how about some gentle piano music?

Crowley: Don't try it, angel. It won't listen, doesn't listen to me either.

Suddenly the sounds change and it plays exactly what Aziraphale had requested.

Aziraphale: How delightful, thank you so much!

Crowley: eXCUSE ME?!

I like the vibe when cooking (I rarely cook) and the satisfaction of eating my own cooked meal

But it took me 1 hour to prepare and make pancakes. (you should try it they’re delicious)

I love cooking really, I just don't. Because of reasons.

Chilling in the hot spring.

I asked my friends to make their hollow knight OC in picrew because I was bored in class.

Took me 10 hours :D

I tagged my friends at Instagram

Credit:

Picrew

[Hollow Knight] Vessel Maker

A Hollow Knight character maker, where you can create your own "Vessel," the species of the main character. -- Hollow Knight is property o

Changed my username :D

Old name: the-eve-sama24