Me: *turns volume up to full*
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!
DADADADA DADAAAAAAA DADADADA!!
*screaming the lyrics across the entire house*
Video: Why It’s Hard to Stay Mad at This Dog
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The Universe
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We Can Look Into the Past
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Blood moon eclipse last night
Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius
dont mess with someones relationship just because you can’t get one
one time my boyfriend and I were cuddling and he was like “I know how to read palms” and I got really excited and he looked really intensely at my hand and then gasped and looked up at me and just went “it says that you’re a nerd”
MY FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME IM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS
*looks at clock*
Me: Crap. I have to be somewhere in six hours. Time to start psyching myself up.
Imagine if a Lush store flooded
My life may not always be together but at least I know the difference between your and you’re.
When an adult says a joke that isn't funny but you don't wanna be rude
Awkward Everyday Lives Of Animals By Simpsons Illustrator Liz Climo
Why buy new headphones when all you have to do is bend the chord a certain way at the right angle, exactly 89 degrees with you finger holding it in place
IF YOU THINK THAT I’M GOING TO SIT AND WATCH A SIX TO SEVEN HOUR MOVIE JUST BECAUSE IT’S AN EXACT REPLICA OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOOKS WITH EVERY SINGLE WORD AND DETAIL INCLUDED then you are absolutely right, just let me make some popcorn and get some drinks, we’re gonna be here awhile