First Thing I See When I Open My App

No thoughts only TOUCHSTARVED game

Therapist: Okay Ardyn and Ravus, let's work on being nice to each other. Ravus why don't you make a poem about Ardyn.

Ravus: Roses are Red

Violets are blue

Touch me again

And I'll f***ing kill you!

Ardyn: you see doctor? This is what I have to deal with, he didn't even show up for the wedding night.

Ravus: WE'RE NOT MARRIED!

Ardyn: it's like he doesn't even love me.

Sigma: Fyodor wants me to inform you, he does not want bloodshed inside the base.

Nikolai: Yes but did he say anything about outside?

Kira: You ever get a little voice in your head that tells you that someone is a red flag?

Ais: Which voice?

Kira: Are you- Are you okay?

Should I do a headcanon of Sigma, Fyodor, and Nikolai as cats?

Griffon to V: trust me, I haven’t lead you astray in ten minutes

I may start an ask the glaives/chocobros thing.

I'm not the best at them but I feel like it will be fun. Just send in some questions and they will answer.

Nyx

Crowe

Libertus

Cor

Noctis

Prompto

Gladio

And Ignis.

Maybe some others in the future.

Ardyn annoying the chocobros and Ravus

Ardyn: I've been quite lonely since my brother died. Care to spend some time with me?

Noctis: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM?!

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Gladio: why does my facebook status say I'm in a relationship with Prompto?!

Ardyn: you shouldn't leave your phone unattended at the bar but congrats on getting the cute blond!

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Ignis: have you heard of a restraining order?

Ardyn: have you heard of me not caring?

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Prompto: last night I had a nightmare Ardyn was in my room creepily humming the chocobo song.

Ardyn: I'm offended that you thought my lullaby was a nightmare.

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Ravus: Where is my arm?

Ardyn: I wanted to play fetch with Cerberus so I used it as a stick. Trees are hard to find in cities.

Fyodor: *Holding Dazai down in a bathtub* You are being baptized Dazai!

Chuuya: Keep him there longer I think I see some demons left in him.

Come October I will be making incorrect quotes for spooky month.

Also not putting many tags on this. Don’t wanna bug people when they search for a character.

~Kira~