I Just Really Like The Idea Of Ardyn In A Suit Ok

Ardyn: who made the "hate Ardyn fan club"?!

Noctis: Almost everyone in this room

Ardyn: I have done nothing to deserve this.

Noct: you helped kill my father and plunged the world into darkness.

Ignis: you tried to kill Noctis and made me go blind.

Prompto: you imprisoned and tortured me.

Ravus: you annoy me and stabbed my sister.

Regis: you destroyed my city

Gladio: you tricked so many people.

Lunafreya: you angered the Astrals.

Alice: You enslaved my people.

Iris: you let Caligo kill Jared.

Loqi: you make fun of my height.

Aranea: you traumatize children.

Nyx: you keep screwing up my training

Clarus: and you keep stalking all of us.

Ardyn: you all hold grudges.

Prompto: some of that you did three months ago.

I never knew I could make such a high pitched sound until now

Eva & Sparda can do pocky day!

“Honey, if you wanted a kiss you could’ve just asked~”

Ignis: Noct. Could I trouble you for a rubber?

Noct: *looks at him with shock and disgust* what makes you think I carry condoms?

Sigma: Why are you like this?!

Nikolai: *Setting up corpses like a child having a tea party* Sigma. We’ve been partners for three years.

Gaia (my cat) kidnapped Sigma off my bed. I swear if his throat is slit I will cry.

Vere: lost your booster seat Mhin?

Mhin: choke on your boy toy’s cock whore!

Vere: Now remember who saved you from that soulless

Mhin: let’s also remember who threw you at it in the first place too.

Hello! I am the friend of the chibi England cosplayer c: the one with a blue wig lol my tumblr is nuclearglass(I'm too lazy to like sign in and shit) I hope we can be friends!! Your cosplay was so adorable and you impersonate him nicely!!

Thank you.

Ardyn: I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling attacked.

Noctis: YOUR GOOD TIME WAS ATTACKING US

I'm sorry. I hope something good comes along. I'll be praying for you

Small Rant (Ignore if you wish)

My life is a pure fucking hell. I live with fucking potheads with no sense of personal space or privacy. I left home for an entire day just to escape. I came back and immediately got bitched at for no fucking reason. Oh no, I don’t live with my mom. I live with my dad, my sister and her bum ass boyfriend. No matter how nice I am or how mean I am, I am always in the wrong for some stupid fucking reason. I can never truely escape the toxic household I fucking live in!

Im done, you can keep scrolling.