The Xianle Quartet In The Begining Of TGCF Is Literally So Funny To Me As A Concept.

If I were a thirteen year old in 2014, I would make shitty Wattpad covers with these.

Something like.... "𝙴𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚝 (𝙱𝚢 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝.)"

And it would definitely revolve around him being a gang member/bad boy or something.

BAK RBAKR RUFF RUFF RUFF MEOWOWOOWOWOWOW I NEED HIM SSOOSOSOSOSO SBAD OH MY GOD I WANT HIM. HE WANTS ME. I WILL BE HIS YOUNG GIRLFRIEND. JUST ONE CHANCE PLEASEPLEPLAPLLSLPELPALPLPSLPLPEPLPLALPSLPELPSLPALPLPSLPE MEOWOOWOWOWOWOOWOOWWOOWOW

touya is alive and happy the leaks are fake touya is alive and happy the leaks are fake touya is alive and happy the leaks are fake touya is alive and happy the leaks are fake touya is alive and happy the leaks are fake touya is alive and happy the leaks are fake touya is alive and happy the leaks are fake touya is alive and happy the leaks are fake touya is alive and happy the leaks are fake touya is alive and happy the leaks are fake touya touya touya touyatttttouuuyaaaaaAAAAAAA

ʚɞ Gojo Satoru Fic Recommendations ʚɞ

Forever Yours

J’adore

Scars don’t fade

August

Sincerely Not

Sincerely Yours

Everyone’s Doll

Missed Connection

Confessions

Confidential

Violet Lights

Starboy

The Twist of a Knife

A Dangerous Game

Fate’s Gamble

All I Need

Baby Steps

Finite

Sensual Epiphany

Two Lines

Changes

Infidelity

The Fuck List

In Other Words, I Love You (Dead Dove: Do Not Eat)

Permanent Mark

Sundered

Kick Off

The Unfaithful

I Still Want You

Untameable Waves (please come back)

when i say “ily” it doesn’t mean “i love you” it means “ i love yhayden christensen.” not everything is about you. sometimes everything is about hayden christensen and that’s okay. humble urself

projecting myself into ur nightmares tonight see u later

Animes with the funniest dubs

EDIT:

I would also now like to add

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride

Baby boy, baby <3

@/Mhuyo