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Also, if y'all are looking for a sweet treat of a vamp au tonight, I got recommended THIS fic and 💋💋💋 The author is COOKING. Its only 2 chapters so far and I am HOOKED. Its Techno-centric. We got Ranboo and Tommy. We got some IMMEDIATELY rotten OC side characters that make you want to merc them. Cool world building in a urban fantasy society. And it seems like almosy NO one has seen it. Bruh. Y'all are missing out.
Just Normal Teenagers by Soulless_Fawn.
You can read the description for more details, but if you like Technoblade-centric fic, this is shaping up to be a BANGER.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63363802/chapters/162335125#workskin
hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”
the crowd murmurs uncertainly.
“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”
Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.
“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”
“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.
“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.
“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.
A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid
This is a metaphor
being sad and trying to think about ur favorite characters to make yourself feel better is always kinda funny when every character u like is an abominable piece of shit. try to think "[X] would comfort me" no they would fucking Noooootttttt. Lol
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every day i have to see siffrin be called a boy 💔 every time this happens another siffrin dies and doesnt loop back. you have to stop this
EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*