Latest Posts by icecream-dino47 - Page 7

Miles: hey I traveled in the multiverse and found a new member for the team

Mcu Peter: Hi im peter man. I mean spider Parker. Fuck. I mean Peter Parker.

Miles: can we keep him?

Noir: fuck yes.

peter, lying on his stomach with his face in his pillow while ned is sitting on the bed next to him: and then I called him “dad”

tony, talking to rhodey while trying not to cry: and then he called me “dad”

Tony: So Morgan is getting a brother

Peter: Oh that’s exciting, is Pepper expecting- 

Tony: *slams adoption papers on the table* its you sign here

Peter accidentally calling Tony “Mr. Dad”. Reblog if you agree.

Peter : I’M CALLING MY FATHER !

Flash : You don’t HAVE a father.

Tony, showing up 5 seconds later, blasting through the wall : The fuck did you say you little shit

Tony, a bored Gen X-er: Do you know any good jokes?

Peter, a Gen Z kid: Life. *Laughs hysterically*

Tony: …

Tony: I was hoping for a nice knock-knock joke, but no, now I have to call the child psychologist. Again.

Tony: I’m in the 1930’s

Steve: Explain

Tony: The Great Depression

Tony: Where’s Morgan?

Tony:

Tony: Ok, this calls for desperate measures.

Tony, whispering: Tony Stark is a bad father.

Morgan appearing from behind the curtains: I love you 3000 you’re the best Dad!

Peter dropping from the ceiling: Step the fuck up, Kyle!

Harley kicking down the door holding a potato gun: Who the fuck wanna die?

Vision teleporting in through the Internet: That is not a factual statement.

Nebula bursting out of a kitchen cabinet: *brandishes knives threateningly*

Tony tearing up: What the fuck guys.

from lego batman but that same exact thing happened here

tony: hey, kid. you ok?

peter, vibrating on the spot: i must join my comrades in the area 51 raid. join me, mr stark, and together we will unearth the aliens.

tony, scared shitless: you've literally been to space.

Quill: I’m Peter Quill. People call me Star Lord.

Peter: wait Peter Quill?

Quill: yeah? what?

Peter *who watched a buzzfeed unsolved about his disappearance*: oh my god.

tony: i'd be a terrible father. look at howard! i could never be a parent-

peter: rip to ur dad but ur different

Steve: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you’ll be fined.

Sam: Heck.

Steve: You’re on thin fucking ice.

Steve:

Steve: Oh no.

MJ: Tony Stark is sort of your dad, right?

Peter: Well-

MJ: And that wizard doctor guy is also like your dad, right?

Peter: It’s ‘Doctor Strange’, and not re-

MJ: So, doesn’t that kind of, like, make them married?

Peter:

Peter: DOCTOR STRANGE! MISTER STARK!

Peter: I'm never playing Sims with you again after you made that underground torture chamber >:(

Loki: well what else are you supposed to do with the Sims?

Peter: TAKE CARE OF THEM

Loki: unrealistic

Peter, reading a book: Hey, remember when Mister Quill said Mister Thor ‘wasn’t that good looking’?

Thor: I beg your pardon?

Quill: Well, to be fair-

Thor: An entire planet declared me the ‘Lord of Seduction’ and YOU, a tiny space man, dare to criticize my appearance to my friends?

Stephen, to Tony: That is definitely your son.

Tony: Oh, so when he starts arguments between friends he’s my son. But he gets full scholarships to MIT and Harvard and suddenly he’s OUR son.

Tony: Listen, I’m gonna need you to calm down.

Peter, banging his fists on the table: But how can it be birthday cake flavored if a birthday cake can be any flavor?

some krbk sap for all your krbk sap needs

#people touching me out of no where

put your most primal personal fear in the tags?

Tweek Tweak in different clothing and AUs from twitter! 

I got lazy

Some Conversations I Overhear-

Eddie: *spray vanilla air freshener*

Venom: You Vanilla Whore.

Eddie: Oi, I'm not a vanilla whore.

Venom: Sorry Vanilla Bitch.

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Eddie: Can you survive chemical fires?

Venom: No-

Eddie: Then you can't be my friend.

Eddie: *yeets Venom*

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Anne Seeing Venom: THE ALASKAN BULL WORM!

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Venom: Can we get McDonald's?

Anne and Dan: You're dying!

Venom: So?

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Venom: hewwo mwister obama

Riot: God I knew you would be like this-

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Eddie: I love you-

Venom: Aww bitch me too the fuck.

Eddie: ...

Eddie: I'll get 'em next time.

Morgan: *singing* Peter and MJ sitting on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Tony: WhAT?!?

Peter yelling while hanging from the tree: I sWEar tO GOd LiTTle SIS…

Peter: Your eyes sparkle like the ocean.

MJ: My eyes are brown.

Peter:…

Peter: Your eyes sparkle like the Hudson River.

Steve: *buys a jukebox*

Peter: *a John mulaney fan* Can I play a song?

Steve: sure! I’m happy you enjoy it even with all the tech you have!:)

Peter: Yes sir *plays Tom Jones what’s up pussycat 7 times in a row*

Everyone: MAKE IT STOP

Jukebox: plays tainted love

Everyone: thank god

Jukebox: WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT

Steve: WHERE THE HELL IS PETER

Clint: *cant hear shit* why’s everyone freaking out

I can hear this

Peter, an edgy gen z: I drink to forget but I always remember...

Tony: Pete, you're drinking a CapriSun

Winter trackers Now when summer is here in full power I felt like drawing a winter scene lmao. Most of all I just wanted to draw oni-Kiri’s winter coat! 

Bakugou’s winter outfit looks the same, he just adds layers underneath. 

From Midoriya’s yokai notes:

“When the temperature starts to drop, it appears like the onis prepare for the cold by growing a form of winter coat. The hair on their heads grow longer and thicker, and cover their shoulders and backs. Some of them also start adding layers to their clothing, like mountain lion or bear pelts. The chest area is often left exposed though, can it be because of their high metabolism? Their body heat seems to be concentrated around the heart area, so maybe they overheat if they cover that up too much? Kacchan hates the cold and seems to stay closer to the red oni lately. For warmth perhaps?”

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Hey how come this tall modern skyscraper apartment in new york cost so much money?