New Recruits Are Not Aware That The Generals Are Married

from lego batman but that same exact thing happened here

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

Hey how come this tall modern skyscraper apartment in new york cost so much money? 

A lil’ family 🐟🌠✋🌲

Shit you hear in the Ravenclaw common room at 3am:

How do spells even work since we can do magic without using incantations or even wands? How do you create a spell? Incantations are probably 100% bullshit since wizarding communities from each country all have their own. So like, are incantations even necessary? Or have we just been conditioned to believe they are? Spells are fake, Susan. What’s stopping me from creating a spell that can maim people and have the incantation be “pygmy puff”? WHAT’S STOPPING ME SUSAN? Imagine creating a spell that can, like, blow up people or whatever, and making the incantation “Dumbledore’s Hairy Dick”. Hell yes I fucking would, Susan! Imagine Death Eaters running around just shouting “Dumbledore’s Hairy Dick” at people. It would be hilarious Susan. Anyway nothing is real and I’m going to bed. ‘night, Susan.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/vl3Xs-B8piA?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque

here’s my second video which killed me and took my soul so i hope u enjoy it

catra & the she ra sword: pointy, long, sharp adora: god i love stuff that can slice and dice

(based on that one meme i can’t find rn :c)

I have this head canon that Zuko finds the turtle duck he hit as a kid and APOLOGIZES like a man 😤👌

can we talk about Marceline’s outfit in final arc, like she just left the kitchen?