You Know What I Think Would Be Fucking Hilarious? If Percy Was Fighting A Monster And Instead Of Using

httyd movie fans will never know one of the most emotional scenes ever in the books is when fishlegs shot hiccup in the toe with a bow and arrow and injected potato juice into his blood.

Again and again, Hiccup was hauled back up through the trapdoor, again and again he was thrown into the sea- and each time he was left underwater for longer and longer.

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"We're just trying to keep him warm and alive," continued the Wodensfang, "and scare away the winterfleshers. The Windwalkder is blowing air into him so he doesn't drown."

Something about this artwork tickles me a lot

so that one yiga side quest huh

I think we can all agree that in httyd Hiccup, Fishlegs and Camicazi are soldier poet king right?

Making incorrect httyd book quotes out of conversations I've had with ais.

Hiccup: sometimes I think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created.

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Fishlegs: I've had enough. *eats fibre glass wall insulation*

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Camicazi: Is being left handed a disability?

Hiccup: What the fuck did you just ask me!?

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Fishlegs: I wanna chew ice.

Hiccup: you have an iron deficiency.

Fishlegs: FUCK!

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Camicazi: what's trigonometry? Is it like a type of stick?

Hiccup: it's a branch of maths regarding the study of triangles.

Camicazi: so if it's a branch of maths then it's a type of stick?

Fishlegs: oh lord help me.

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Camicazi: I'll bite you.

Fishlegs: tbh you're so short I'd just assume you were a teething baby.

Camicazi: I hope you enjoy staring at coffin lids.

Reading the wizard of once and WISH IS DYSLEXIC!!

Httyd but instead of how to train your dragon it's how to train your drag queen and they have drag shows where every drag queen is given a dragon that they have to base their outfit off of

In Australia we have chocolates called Yaois and they're like kinder surprises but with animal facts

me: bartenderrrrrr, one yaoi special please!

bartender who’s just trying to do their minimum wage job: ?

This

Wouldn't you want things to be presentable when you have a partner? Why not start now and FI YOUR TWITTER BIO

If they don’t love me at my messy bio they don’t deserve me at my Miss Beloved

I dunno bro I just thought it was boring 😭

this might be a stupid question but why does everyone hate book 5?

Genuinely have no idea, so this is an open invitation to everyone who feels like they can add to the discussion to please do so in the reblogs and replies of this post