In The Top 10 Witty Comeback Hiccup Moments I Fear

Shout out to my bro who wrote weezer at the top

Some shitty httyd fanarts I did fir Hiccups birthday

Writing my English analytical essay in sparkly gel pen because they won't let me be creative.

Genuinely sick of the department of education because wtf

I've been writing persuasive texts since I was 8 and my current assignment is to write a persuasive essay convincing my teacher that the Simpson's is satire

Could you not tell?

Let me read a book. Let me write a story. I've written the same essay year after year and just changed the subject matter, but it's all still just the same thing with different filler words.

The country wants to trial 10 year olds as adults but we can't talk about that right now, we have more pressing matters like the use of funny silly haha in the Simpson's.

So glad I made this I'm actually laughing my ass off

I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for strangers, over tip, smile or try to be kind even when you don’t feel like it, pay compliments, chase the kid’s runaway ball down the sidewalk and throw it back to him, try to be larger than you are— particularly when it’s difficult. People do notice, people appreciate. I appreciate it when it’s done to (for) me. Small gestures can be an effort, or actually go against our grain (“I’m not a big one for paying compliments…”), but the irony is that almost every time you make them, you feel better about yourself.” - Unknown

In httyd book 2 we know that Hiccup is 11 because he is no longer 10 but he hasn't turned 12 yet. But in the beginning it says that he's had Toothless for years as in plural which means it's been more than 1 which implies that Hiccup is due to turn 12. Bit since his birthday is in February that means that the events from book 2-5 all happened all within January. So within the span of a month Hiccup almost died to a monstrous strangulator, got kidnapped by Romans, almost died of vorpentitis and surfed down an erupting volcano on a dragon.

No control over my life, you know what that means 😈🙏

Getting back into MHA has me genuinely fucked up because what do you mean I have to endure everybody's fuck ass first design hero costumes before I can get to Todoroki family lore?

MHA au where everything's the same except Shoto pretty much just decided Aizawa was his new dad and follows him around for no reason

I refuse to believe Bodkin has blonde hair and blue eyes because look at him on the cover of knock 3 times

I'm shit at remembering and I haven't finished the series but has Cressida Cowell actually described him as having blonde hair and blue eyes? Because I genuinely can't believe that

Every time a httyd franchise fan that hasn’t read the books says Camicazi is “basically just Astrid” a lesbian dies